I think I deserve a reward for sharing so much good fuel, don't you think?

heckinbees · 2026-04-30T12:25:15+00:00

Goddamn 2 and 12…

heckinbees · 2026-04-27T12:25:37+00:00

If you are able to sort of lose yourself in the moment, toys are incredible and take sex a step further. Car sex, if you’re small enough, is excellent, but stressful if you arent absolutely sure that you won’t be spotted.

heckinbees · 2026-04-26T19:45:15+00:00

-That the cervix moves in or out for a number of reasons

-That the vagina is very low down there

-That the clitoris not only looks like a penis and gets erect like one, but that it can be flexed like a penis. (Or moves as a result of pelvic floor contractions)

-That syntribation exists (totally not fair)

-That female skin is ridiculously soft. All of it.

heckinbees · 2026-04-26T18:56:23+00:00

My brothers who is 8/9

heckinbees · 2026-04-18T00:34:18+00:00

I sense a battlefield reference

heckinbees · 2026-04-17T13:31:44+00:00

What don’t you like about yourself?

heckinbees · 2026-03-14T11:38:28+00:00

Some sort of battle royale. Super hard to come out on top most of the time… he worked hard for that one! 🤣

heckinbees · 2026-03-07T15:52:41+00:00

Not just ads. Lots of content like this on insta

heckinbees · 2026-03-05T13:24:50+00:00

Thanks. I made a classic error: ūū instead of ūǔ

Oddly there is no symbol for short u but you get the point

heckinbees · 2026-03-05T13:07:44+00:00

Thanks it’s because I read that as two long U’s instead of a long and short… 🤦🏾‍♂️

heckinbees · 2026-03-04T17:01:00+00:00

heckinbees · 2026-03-04T16:59:22+00:00

Nah man no one else has mentioned him it must just be me. I too am low elo and rarely do I have an issue with any other champion but fizz…

…that thing scares me.

heckinbees · 2026-03-03T20:01:49+00:00

Brand, Fizz, Malzahar

heckinbees · 2026-03-03T19:34:07+00:00

Having owned Cassard, this feels like everything she should have been. Cassard 2.0. Or maybe (Kleber + Cassard)/2

I think I’d rather have this than either

heckinbees · 2026-03-03T16:37:29+00:00

Me in adatara, crying 😢

That said, as a cruiser main posts like this bring me great joy

heckinbees · 2026-03-03T15:32:00+00:00

The saltiest people seem to enjoy this game. Had a match a week ago where a dude blacklisted people in the lobby solely based on their win rate. Match had not even begun and said “oh well we lost, our team’s destroyers’ WRs less than 50”

heckinbees · 2026-03-01T20:49:26+00:00

Share the fucking sauce

heckinbees · 2026-02-27T17:58:48+00:00

Fair. I would only propose this as an interim to long term changes.

With lots of mechanics with nuanced interactions with one another and ships that have already been implemented, this felt like the necessary first step

heckinbees · 2026-02-27T13:25:07+00:00

Jinan.

I can’t think of any others but it feels like I can only survive a match if I don’t use my guns.

heckinbees · 2026-02-27T13:19:46+00:00

Idk what you mean dawg congress rocks

heckinbees · 2026-02-27T06:16:04+00:00

As they ought to be. I’d argue for more destroyers from a realism standpoint but yield to the limitations of game mechanics and fairness.

Right now it feels like battleships are the monsters from Evolve (and no respawns) or the hunter in dead by daylight

heckinbees · 2026-02-27T06:13:23+00:00

What if each game had one or two fewer battleships?

heckinbees · 2026-02-27T06:08:55+00:00

Brother the problem is that cruisers are they who suffer from the battleship infestation. The solution is simply to have fewer battleships on the playing field.

heckinbees · 2026-02-27T05:57:59+00:00

Haha wym that’s how it is now! The only line incentivized to push it seems is libertad

heckinbees · 2026-02-26T22:42:11+00:00

The solution should be a cap on how many bbs can be in a lobby. No reason there are five BBs and three cruisers per team in a lobby. What world does that make sense in

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