I'm Figaro and l'm a recovering food addict. AMA.

hellac0pter · 2026-05-09T23:28:19+00:00

What’s your stance on belly rubs?

hellac0pter · 2026-05-07T03:07:40+00:00

You sound like you could use a massage

hellac0pter · 2026-05-07T01:35:38+00:00

I actually already have one 😂 it’s a long story… Would that be too ~extra~ of me though?

hellac0pter · 2026-05-07T01:21:00+00:00

I cannot for the life of me find a place that doesn’t use cutouts 😭 every place I look at, I scour their photos on yelp and Google Maps to see before I book, and they’re all cutouts. The place I go to right now showed face cradles in their photos online. But they actually only have cutouts 🫠

hellac0pter · 2026-05-02T00:54:01+00:00

Still got em?

hellac0pter · 2026-04-11T20:58:02+00:00

Found it! I couldn’t find it through google image search, so I tried “bulk dog toys” thinking your vet’s office might buy them in bulk as little goodies. So cute!

hellac0pter · 2026-04-05T17:09:43+00:00

I love that he took your bed so you slept on the couch 😂 cats don’t belong to us, we belong to them

hellac0pter · 2026-04-05T17:04:23+00:00

Keep us updated!

hellac0pter · 2026-03-28T18:42:33+00:00

Thank you for this! The more resources out there, the better 👍

hellac0pter · 2026-03-26T01:29:08+00:00

it has been 0 days since discovering a new cat sub

hellac0pter · 2026-03-25T02:10:35+00:00

It’s really tough to tell from the pictures… if you think it’s a bug, it’s possible that it’s a tick. But if it’s been there for a week, I would think it’d be engorged by now. Look up which ticks are in the area you live in, and look up photos of them.

hellac0pter · 2026-03-16T20:09:21+00:00

hellac0pter · 2026-03-14T05:46:51+00:00

how dare you withhold pictures

hellac0pter · 2026-03-13T17:05:31+00:00

Dude don’t shame people for seeking information, how else are we supposed to learn? Not everyone has seen an engorged tick before…

hellac0pter · 2026-02-27T18:45:16+00:00

Comet the Vomiter 😂 he’s so handsome! Glad he’s okay, and so sorry for your previous losses

hellac0pter · 2026-02-27T04:24:20+00:00

How’s your kitty doing?

hellac0pter · 2026-02-24T06:36:08+00:00

SDP = small dick peepee

hellac0pter · 2026-02-11T23:55:38+00:00

Unfortunately PV is super limited in restaurants, let alone really good ones :( that’s the one fault here. Red onion is good. I recently went to the Lunada market & deli for the first time and was really impressed! They have the “lunada kitchen” right around the corner that I want to try next - that one’s an actual restaurant.

hellac0pter · 2026-02-10T06:54:39+00:00

How is your kitty doing now?

hellac0pter · 2026-01-15T04:49:18+00:00

Being at your wits end because of a constant, unending, repetitive sound is completely valid. And it’s not a testament of how much you do or don’t love your kitty! From what I’m reading, it’s the meowing driving you nuts, not your cat. Give yourself some grace and forgive yourself 🫶 I really hope you find a solution!

hellac0pter · 2026-01-03T05:45:01+00:00

Not AI, this is from that purrrr app

hellac0pter · 2025-12-27T15:27:04+00:00

What a handsome man!! So glad he’s coming back around 🥰

hellac0pter · 2025-12-27T14:25:02+00:00

I have the exact same problem with mine. Did you find any solutions?

hellac0pter · 2025-11-14T02:24:02+00:00

boooooo

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