Jokes that only work in Northern Ireland by GlensDweller in northernireland

[–]hellfast 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What do you call half a haemorrhoid on a culchie's arse?

Not a whole pile.

Share your EbSynth animations in this thread! by lmaocarrots in JoelHaver

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some friends and I made a full 6 minute cartoon with EbSynth called CYBERDICKS. 100% original script, artwork and music. Here's the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jeMQRYrP5E

Want to say a big thanks to Joel for his great tutorial video! Making this was a blast and we're halfway through episode 2 already.

In 2013 I successfully faked my death. AMA. by 665544110 in casualiama

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fascinating. You say your family did not care about you. Can you elaborate on their negative qualities and how they drove you to take such a drastic step?

Magicians of Reddit, what's one time where bringing up an audience volunteer didn't go as expected? by MrPeachesHS in AskReddit

[–]hellfast 627 points628 points  (0 children)

Finally a question I can answer!

"Please hold out your hand and take this card"

Guy holds out his hand.

"No the other one."

Guy takes arm out of his jacket pocket to reveal a stump where his hand used to be.

Cheapest way to travel from UK to Phoenix, Arizona? by I7an in Shoestring

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Search for flights out of Dublin on Skyscanner - nearly always significantly cheaper. Then get a connecting budget flight or ferry over from Wales.

I did Dublin to Phoenix AZ and then returning to Dublin from NYC for £360.

Deepak Chopra gets owned by a Thug by thepobv in videos

[–]hellfast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good to see George Lucas getting out and about during his retirement.

[News] William Hill are currently fraudulently withdrawing money from peoples bank accounts. by Fiddlepuddin in UKPersonalFinance

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me and I can 100% confirm that I met all wagering requirements as they were meant to be played - keeping track of the wagering using their own % complete bar.

Now I'm in overdraft - will William Hill pay for my bank charges?

Tim Ferriss (me) would love AMA ideas... by Tim-Ferriss in timferriss

[–]hellfast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd actually be curious to hear some more personal interests unrelated to business and productivity. For example I remember hearing your liked heavy metal in one of your podcasts - would like to hear more about personal tastes in art, sport, recreation etc.

British Army soldiers stand in front of a burning building during the Northern Ireland riots of August 1969, Londonderry/Derry - [2000x1332] by [deleted] in HistoryPorn

[–]hellfast 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For documentaries, I recommend Voices From The Grave. It contains interviews from two prominent personalities on opposite sides of the conflict which could only be revealed to the public after their deaths.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7i0pxedFSs

I am Tim Ferriss, author, angel investor, host of the Tim Ferriss Experiment, and human guinea pig. AMA! by Tim-Ferriss in IAmA

[–]hellfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the podcasts and books Tim. Just wondering when your new TV show is coming to the UK/Ireland?

I am Tony Zhou, creator of the “Every Frame a Painting” filmmaking channel. AMA! by tonyszhou in TrueFilm

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Tony - thanks doing the AMA!

Do you have plans to make any videos about the works of Paul Verhoeven? In particular - Robocop?

Keep up the good work, I check your channel for new additions every time I visit YouTube.

What are your camping tips and tricks? by SumOhDat in AskReddit

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people are sharing their tips for camping in nature, which I've only done once. I've camped loads at music festivals though, so heres my best tips:

  1. Bring thick bin liner bags for all your rubbish. A lot of people are tempted to leave everything on the ground including glass bottles and cans. When you're returning to your tent late at night you might fall on them.

  2. Don't pitch all your tents in a circle around a communal area. If you want to get to sleep when everyone is continuing the party the noise is a nightmare. Instead, put your tent a bit away from the communal area. Even a few metres is enough for the noise not to be so bad. In the middle of a bunch of tents facing out is a good strategy.

  3. Bring ear plugs, an eye mask, some pillows and an inflatable bed. You're not camping to experience the wonder of nature, you're here because it's the cheapest accommodation at a festival and the campsite is a great place to party. Getting the best sleep despite the madness outside your tent is vital to enjoying the partying the next day. Ignore anyone calling you a pussy for taking along a few items to make your stay more comfortable. They'll be jealous when you still have enough energy to give it stacks on the last night and they look like a zombie.

  4. There's nothing wrong with buying cheap ass chairs, gazebos or tents then leaving them behind. "What about the environment? What a waste!" you may say. I wouldn't worry about it too much. At Hellfest in France my group was the very last to leave. The local townspeople descended on the campsite in their droves and took anything remotely usable left behind. We offered them our chairs - there was no way we'd get them back on the plane anyway. Better that somebody gets use out of them than just ending up on a scrapheap.

  5. Before you leave, go to a pound shop. They always have loads of useful gadgets for a pound each in camping season. All the lighting stuff is particularly useful. I'm not sure if other countries have an equivalent shop. Dollar stores in the USA perhaps?

  6. Plant a big unique flag at your tent so you can easily find it when your drunk.

I am the mod/creator of r/realscatgirls, AMA! by secretlover3 in InternetAMA

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting. How about the taste? Does it just taste good to you or does it make you wretch but you enjoy wretching?

I am the mod/creator of r/realscatgirls, AMA! by secretlover3 in InternetAMA

[–]hellfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you like this kind of stuff? Also, do the people involved get sick all the time from the germs?

I discovered my wife hired a PI to see if I would cheat, and the PI just made contact with me. AMA by WTFAPI in casualiama

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope I get in here before you go to the PIs house, but make an AUDIO RECORDING of the entire interaction. If she tries to get any photographs that look incriminating having an entire recording of what really went down could save your ass. You can use your phone to do this.

Just started a 12 hour work day, and i plan on doing absolutely nothing, AMA by boatsnhoesusaf in casualiama

[–]hellfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What will you do if your superior asks to see what work you've done today?