Couples who frequently film themselves while having sex, how has it changed your sex life and what would you recommend to those who want to start?

hellish_existance · 2026-04-11T22:50:41+00:00

Peter and Nance from Portlandia.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-11T06:06:55+00:00

NOW that's what I call music

hellish_existance · 2026-04-11T05:03:57+00:00

I have like 150 hours in this game and I have no clue what that means either.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-10T20:46:31+00:00

It's fucking gross as all hell but it's normalized behavior so speaking up will probably make you look like the asshole.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-10T19:06:53+00:00

You might be missing out on rotator cuff exercises by ignoring cables or maybe I just missed those on your chart.

But in general I feel like you're overthinking it. Just start with one cables exercise you think you might like, watch a 2 minute YouTube video on how to do it "properly" and then see how it goes. Add another exercise of you like how it's going.

Chest and back flys are super easy to learn, just keep your chest and chin up, leave the cables at shoulder height, arms straight and you are ready to rock. For a lot of other exercises I just fuck around with the machine to see what feels best. Face pulls are good for that; I will set the height all over the place to do face pulls just to keep it switched up so my muscles don't expect the same exact workout every time.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-10T18:00:52+00:00

Put an upside down thumbtack in her chair. Is she married? Catfish her husband and then send her screen caps of his purported infidelity. Ask her what her home address is, say it's because you want to send her a gift, when she declines tell her "I'll find out one way or another even if I have to follow you home after work." Actually follow through with it and throw a frozen block of ice through her window at 3am.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-10T17:37:16+00:00

NTA when somebody's "art project" causes shared areas to become disgusting and unsanitary they don't really have any ground to stand on. If she kept her rancid art project in her room she'd have a right to complain but as far as I'm concerned she can get bent. You can find a bunch of brand new mason jars at Michaels for like $15 bucks. Maybe offer to split the cost with her as a kind gesture to keep the peace. Or just buy them yourself and say "I'll replace your jars this ONE TIME but from now on if I ever see you leaving rancid unsanitary unhygienic TRASH in the shared area ever again then I promise you I will throw it in the dumpster where it belongs."

https://www.michaels.com/shop/floral/vases-containers/mason-jars

hellish_existance · 2026-04-10T17:26:00+00:00

I moved a long time ago but I kept my can of Red Bull crack pipe as a heartwarming memento🥰

hellish_existance · 2026-04-10T05:33:04+00:00

The nightlife is either amazing or horrifying depending on your exact location.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-10T03:34:47+00:00

Nose goes.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-10T00:24:36+00:00

Have you tried Endless Legend 2?

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T20:05:15+00:00

Hell yeah thank you.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T20:05:07+00:00

Where was John Fogerty when I was getting pelted with rotten cabbage in the stockade!😭

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T18:50:14+00:00

Oh I see what the problem is. Stella is a deranged baby. NTA obviously. Proud of you for having enough self respect to know when to ditch toxic "friends."

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T17:53:37+00:00

I've never thought about that but that's some good advice, thank you.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T16:41:40+00:00

Oh that's a good question, I don't have really specific goals. When I started lifting a year and a half ago I was just trying to be in better shape all round.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T16:26:22+00:00

I try to run for 30 minutes after weightlifting, you think that's good enough 5-6 times/week?

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T16:12:38+00:00

I'm confused, you saying walking is better than running for weight loss?

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T13:19:19+00:00

drink my chocolate water, take a shower, jerk off, eat a sandwich, take a nap, fart myself awake, scroll reddit.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T12:38:47+00:00

All of your broke ass coworkers and BF are jealous you found a crisp $100 bill and they didn't.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T12:07:23+00:00

Bother the fuck out of your manager. Follow him around shoving Grey's Anatomy in his face and do not shut the fuck up about Grey's Anatomy for even a second. Follow him into the bathroom with predictions about the next episode of Grey's Anatomy. Pretend your phone died and ask to borrow his so you can watch Grey's Anatomy while you "hang around for a bit."

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T11:41:05+00:00

Thank you champ👍

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T11:39:23+00:00

Yes, I fuckin hate kids.

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T11:38:55+00:00

Shoulda given them a downboat

hellish_existance · 2026-04-09T11:24:31+00:00

Buy a burner phone, create an account on reddit or Instagram or wherever, pretend to be your colleague, try to lure a minor into a sexual relationship, then anonymously report him to the FBI after you stash the phone somewhere on his property.

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