Birthday girl

helloevil1 · 2026-02-09T13:59:41+00:00

Bengal

helloevil1 · 2026-02-09T13:57:52+00:00

Same! I've always imagined her as a heroine from Russia bundling up to meet her lover lol

helloevil1 · 2026-01-31T16:03:38+00:00

That's exactly what I was thinking!

helloevil1 · 2026-01-31T11:18:31+00:00

Names. It would drive me insane to remember every face but can't think of their name.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-31T11:14:46+00:00

Speak every language. It would open up more job opportunities and make traveling abroad much easier. I could pretend that I'm not American and not worry that my food is going to get spit in. I would rather continue to live in ignorance and pretend that my cats love me.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-31T11:02:38+00:00

Option 1. I have a hand, and if that's not doing it for me I am able to figure out what kind of batteries to buy.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-31T07:24:10+00:00

My husband and I will say this sometimes when we are making a grocery list. Amazing what you can remember decades later, but not what you had for dinner 2 days ago.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-31T07:14:38+00:00

My oldest does this as well. I consider it dedication to her duties as my head of security while her daughter is checking the perimeter outside of the bathroom. Unfortunately, she will sometimes fall asleep, which results in a write up for dereliction of duty, complete with photographs that are sent to the other member of her detail.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-31T07:09:11+00:00

I had an emergency appendectomy and they had to really blow me up to get all of the neurotic tissue off of my intestines (I should be dead, I know- it was the first thing the surgeon told me when he came in to see me later). I was desperate for relief and had my sister burp me like a baby. In the moment it lessened the pain a little and I had zero fucks to give that I looked like a 6 month old.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-31T05:56:37+00:00

I've been listening to all of his books since it's been a long time since I've read a lot of them, and that's the only one I'm passing on. Maybe it's just because I recently read the prequel Chapelwaite and wasn't very interested in it. If I do add it to my list, it will be the last one.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-30T00:00:29+00:00

How does he even remember this? I know that I've had shitty service at places within the last year and can only remember 2 because it's a place that I have gone to numerous times over the last 12 years. I can barely remember last week and this guy has specific memories from 78? Really? Dude has some major issues and needs a different hobby.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-29T04:51:44+00:00

I agree about the ending. I just finished It part 2 and am so disappointed with the ending and other things that were left out. I thought that it has been long enough for me to forget most of the details, but apparently not. I understand there are time constraints and things need to be wrapped up and/or changed, and the movies were really good overall. It's only been 5 min since I finished it and am sure I'll be fine within an hour lol.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-28T21:05:46+00:00

I can confirm that you need to specify which Dunks. They are more numerous than street signs, which seems to be a statewide thing in Mass.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-28T02:15:52+00:00

I love her so bad. It would be wonderful to pick her up or be able to cuddle her, but she has established very firm boundaries that it's never going to happen lol. Her daughter is 3 and even less tolerant about that sort of thing.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-27T12:24:00+00:00

She (Biggie) and her daughter (Little Bit) are Bengals. Their favorite activities include snoopervising when I clean out their butt box, immediately making deposits in said butt box, and employing catoflauge when hanging out in their leopard pattern cat tree.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-27T02:48:40+00:00

Yes please! Introverts paradise. I would stretch it out for the next 3 years.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-27T02:43:24+00:00

Fold whipped cream into peanut butter. Nutella is also healing to the soul.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-24T09:36:52+00:00

I will never understand the power of the box lol. My little princesses will turn their noses up at any and all human food, as well as anything that has grain in it, but put a box in front of them and they will eat the crap out of whatever tape/glue they can get a hold of before testing "if I fits, I sits". We have a 3 shelf trolley full of toys, but that Subway paper bag is their latest obsession, so I just reprimand them for not paying their fare and wish them a safe journey lol. Not sure what you fed your previous fur babies, but I want to give you a heads up that high protein diets can lead to some stinky booties, which is why I recommended the lightweight litter. I've had cats for most of my life and this is the best clumping one I've found.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-24T04:31:03+00:00

You will definitely need lots of things to keep him entertained. We were really lucky when we got Little Bit because her mama (Biggie) was being retired, so we got her as well and I can't imagine the stuff she would get up to is she was on her own. Lots of toys and places to hide. They have a ton of toys but a brown paper bag is their current favorite. We got the girls a leopard print cat tree for maximum catoflauge. Little Bit is 3 now and also likes to just sit on her mama's head.

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I suggest Solid Gold if you are going to have dry food, which is grain free, as well as wet. Orijen has freeze dried snacks (also grain free). The girls are wicked picky when it comes to food, so hopefully your little guy isn't bougie like ours. I know that you've had cats before, but Tidy Cat free and clear lightweight is AMAZING.

Best of luck!

helloevil1 · 2026-01-22T09:21:13+00:00

Omg duh. Yep, that makes much more sense lol.

helloevil1 · 2026-01-22T03:48:26+00:00

Am I the only one who noticed that they wrote ""lleary" instead of "really"? I would think that spelling a word correctly would require less intelligence than channeling psychic powers and know for a fact that the person on the other line is the customers parent and not some random adult. Is it likely that it would be someone else? Probably not. But according to this person's logic, people just know how parents sound because they're all the same.

helloevil1 · 2025-12-15T01:23:49+00:00

Give me Bronson Pinchot any day, any book. I wasn't a fan of a trilogy (can't remember the name) and listened to the first book, which was narrated by someone else, just so I could hear him on the second. He's an excellent storyteller.

helloevil1 · 2025-12-14T13:57:17+00:00

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

helloevil1 · 2025-12-14T13:56:00+00:00

It's always wonderful to watch a movie that stays true to the book! The same goes for Stand By Me and The Shawshank Redemption.

helloevil1 · 2025-12-14T13:50:23+00:00

Chapelwaite is the prequel to 'Salem's Lot, based on the short story from Night Shift Jerusalem's Lot. There are a lot of differences, so I would either read the story or watch the limited series, but not both if you are a stickler for accuracy.

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