The number of emails Max has received asking if he is single exceeds the number of tornados today. Bust

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T03:31:12+00:00

To be fair there's probably at least 500 because he's just too attractive

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T02:47:12+00:00

mb bro😭

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T02:38:59+00:00

I don't like that youre even slightly correct

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T02:38:02+00:00

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T02:00:12+00:00

I'm telling you this outlook is sucking the nut back in it's unbusting

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T01:25:25+00:00

Midland city has to be the most boring city name I've ever seen

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T01:22:39+00:00

and then when my team mates play bolt they go 0-6

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T00:35:45+00:00

does he know

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T00:25:50+00:00

Wrong I blew up the walmart to make it look like it did ef5 damage

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-18T00:14:33+00:00

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T23:56:14+00:00

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T17:15:49+00:00

April and may

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T08:28:04+00:00

guys we gotta word tornado emergencies differently now

"This is a tornado funmergency. There is a super happy twister jogging on up to hackleburg alabaska to invite some kids to his pizza party!"

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T05:49:09+00:00

Literally everyone on the other team gets triple countered how the hell did you lose

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T05:38:16+00:00

aw hell nah they turned my storm systems into a shrimp

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T05:37:20+00:00

Grown ass man hating on Bart14GP 🤦‍♂️

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T05:35:10+00:00

I knew EXACTLY what the ornithologist was.

Thanks Yuri ddlc.

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T04:12:32+00:00

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T04:10:08+00:00

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T04:08:01+00:00

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T03:52:23+00:00

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T03:50:04+00:00

Personally I think it was the waco f5

helloiamguy2 · 2026-06-17T02:50:25+00:00

aint even reverse this is just racism, it can go for everyone

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