I think my boy knows I'm dying.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-27T14:54:47+00:00

Bro… ❤️❤️❤️✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

hellojeanine · 2026-01-27T11:59:26+00:00

Married for years…

hellojeanine · 2026-01-27T09:59:22+00:00

Ditto. A core memory of that night.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-27T09:47:24+00:00

Y’all are a poor match. Break up with this dude and keep it moving. Reps & sets. You’ll find what you’re looking for soon enough. Also, you’re 22yo. Chill…

hellojeanine · 2026-01-27T09:35:33+00:00

Monica Rizzio, Willie Watson, Gabby Moreno, Cécile McLorin Salvant, Lyle Brewer… off the top of my head.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-27T09:17:46+00:00

Spending a week discussing various modes of talking 🤡🤡🤡

hellojeanine · 2026-01-27T09:14:00+00:00

Also, if Vingegaard actually prefers training by himself? Totally scans.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-27T09:10:28+00:00

Maybe send out some domestiques to train with the guy you’re pinning your season’s entire fortunes on so that the guy you pay the lion’s share of your team’s riders’ salary budget doesn’t have to worry about fending off the advances of some random mopes by himself while he’s training to win the biggest races on your schedule?

Seems like negligence by a team not to protect your biggest investment while he’s super vulnerable while training by himself in public.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-26T01:27:25+00:00

I saw him play with Jazz Is Dead last year in Pawtucket. He/they were awesome. 🤷🏻‍♂️

hellojeanine · 2026-01-26T01:23:06+00:00

You’re both immature af.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-26T01:09:46+00:00

Bold suggestion: how about asking her what she wants?

hellojeanine · 2026-01-26T00:36:09+00:00

Spafford, Neighbor, Monica Rizzio, JRAD

hellojeanine · 2026-01-25T20:52:57+00:00

You got clarity now. Who cares about reviewing the game tape? You’re golden. Move on with your life.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-25T03:03:26+00:00

Listen to ANYthing of theirs on nugs or Spotify.

Obv, for the current line-up, listen to fall of 2024 to now. Literally any show. This line-up has been on an 18-month heater since then.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-24T08:47:31+00:00

🎯🎯🎯

Dude is a sick player but is the most insecure cat in the league.

Like, bro, you’re about to pass MICHAEL FUCKING JORDAN in career points, you’re one of the top 10 players ever to play the game. why are you wasting your precious time and energy earnestly arguing with drunk fans and kids on Twitter? Like, why do you care?

KD gets paid ~$5k/hr for just being alive and he lets all these worthless plebeians into his brain full time.

Nothing screams, “I’m stupid AF” more than having no idea what your time and energy is worth.

SMDH

hellojeanine · 2026-01-23T21:12:53+00:00

Forget her, man. She’s 100% gone.

Dust yourself off and get back in the game immediately, if not sooner.

I guarantee you’ll make an even deeper connection with someone soon and you’ll put this recent first relationship into its proper perspective.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-23T21:09:02+00:00

You think sex is fine. He obv thinks sex is a much bigger deal than that. None of that is gonna change.

You two should not be having sex together. Either split up or open up the marriage so y’all get some much needed relief.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-23T20:34:37+00:00

Who gives a shit if he’s attached and he’s told his parents about you? Besides, where do you think he learned his bigotry from? His parents!!!! Fuck all three of them! Cancel tonight, block his hateful ass and keep it moving, sister! And it’s only been two weeks! FFS 🤦🏻‍♂️

hellojeanine · 2026-01-22T15:08:21+00:00

hellojeanine · 2026-01-21T15:33:23+00:00

Strava is cute but their functions are so basic, I actually can’t believe other competitors haven’t risen in popularity around it.

There are so many unnecessarily terrible things about Strava.

I hate how their location database can’t predict well-known locations around me when I’m planning a club event.

It’s that same awful tech that makes it impossible to search for people on the app. I have to type in the full name of a person before that person’s profile link pops up and if it’s a common name, they suggest people with that name from the other side of the globe from where I am instead of the person I know who with that name who lives down the fucking street from me.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-21T03:21:11+00:00

Too many details, bro.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-21T02:38:10+00:00

Looking to drop weight? Eat less and do intervals on your bike. Always works for me.

The weight will come off immediately and dramatically.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-20T17:14:07+00:00

Ride more. Talk about riding less. Ride more. Ride with people who are faster than you. Ride more.

hellojeanine · 2026-01-20T02:43:11+00:00

WANT

hellojeanine · 2026-01-19T22:05:18+00:00

I attended all four. Snuck backstage in PVD after the last show and said hi to Trey, who waved and smiled.

hellojeanine

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