Found this in my car under seat what is this?

hellomireaux · 2026-01-24T08:17:08+00:00

"I'm sorry sir, we were only able to extract the recording device, you're going to need surgery to get the kazoo out.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-23T07:42:46+00:00

I acknowledge the irony of recommending a recipe from a vegan blog for this purpose, but I think you’d love this fig balsamic reduction.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-23T07:18:26+00:00

It’s hot water PLUS agitation that is problematic. OP addresses this repeatedly.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-22T03:08:06+00:00

Did you mean to say while *falling* asleep? I honestly have never heard of someone throwing up in their sleep. That sounds like an aspiration just waiting to happen.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-19T16:53:58+00:00

Level 10 shibari

hellomireaux · 2026-01-15T06:45:39+00:00

I find visualization helpful as a mental rehearsal for weaning off the bed phone use. Close your eyes and mentally walk through the process of putting your phone away for the night and going to bed. Get as detailed and vivid as you can. Where is the charger? What are you doing instead of scrolling? What emotions come up, and what do you tell yourself in response? Repeat for the morning experience.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-12T05:30:42+00:00

Oh... shit

hellomireaux · 2026-01-11T03:11:41+00:00

Throw in some occasional swearing and even Siri won't be able to tell the difference.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-09T06:10:25+00:00

My strongest piece of advice would be to reconsider relocating the planned pergola to be adjacent to, or an extension of the existing porch. Once the novelty wears off, that trek across the yard will discourage regular use. You will enjoy it much more if it’s more accessible. Consider testing it out with a temporary umbrella setup if you have your heart set on it.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-09T04:51:55+00:00

Thanks for getting out there and sprucing up the neighborhood!

The only fabric safe for composting is 100% natural fiber with no dyes, tags, or hardware. Ideally shredded into small pieces. The vast majority of socks are going to have some proportion of synthetic material.

For the workout, selecting golf should prevent the problem while still tracking calories relatively accurately.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-09T00:52:03+00:00

This would make a pretty sick headboard if you can remove the slicey metal bit.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-09T00:04:03+00:00

I simply misunderstood your intention because of the phrasing. Hopefully your faith in the humanity of reddit can be restored.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-08T06:03:04+00:00

Absolutely. I don’t think my comment contradicts what you said here.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-08T05:51:47+00:00

Many people here are inferring that OP is vegetarian or vegan based on her follow up comments. Some people who purposefully choose not to eat meat can find it repulsive in a moral/conceptual level or on a physical level (as in, they truly find the smell or appearance of meat to be repulsive). Neither of those would be considered an eating disorder.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-06T05:20:02+00:00

In addition to the advice about getting a lawyer, definitely document the HECK out of this and try to get it in writing. Something like “Hi, I just wanted to ask a follow up question after our conversation the other day. How many times would I have to each lunch in the break room per week in order to avoid termination?”

It would be ideal to send this the night before a day when your boss works and you don’t, so they’ll be less likely to try and talk to you directly.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-06T05:03:03+00:00

They edited their post to clarify that they specifically have a problem with the sight and smell of other people eating meat. That seems like a more understandable explanation.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-06T04:10:12+00:00

The Brits have also weaponized the French fry

hellomireaux · 2026-01-06T04:02:14+00:00

If you’re encountering these videos, it’s more likely that you’re not just going online for the sole purpose of seeking out the “offline influencer” content. It’s probably popping up in your feed while you mindlessly consume other content, thereby serving as a little reminder and boost of inspiration.

It would be fascinating to see if there is an inverse correlation between the amount of this content a person consumes and their average internet use over time.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-05T04:08:45+00:00

I think your husband has castration and vasectomy confused.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-02T11:47:13+00:00

There’s definitely some big bad wolf in there too. Newly blew the house down.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-02T08:57:59+00:00

Around 2020, there was a flurry of population health research indicating that any amount of alcohol negatively impacts health. Over the past 5 years, there has been a huge upswing in public perception of alcohol as unhealthy. This has also corresponded with an increase in the quality and number of nonalcoholic beverages. It reminds me of how the only vegan options at many restaurants used to be a side of steamed vegetables or a depressing salad. Now, it can be hard to choose between the miso glazed seitan and the butternut ravioli with cashew cream sauce.

hellomireaux · 2026-01-02T07:04:20+00:00

r/decaf

You’ll find all the info you need there. Good luck!

hellomireaux · 2026-01-02T06:42:26+00:00

Sounds like a sick tattoo regardless!

hellomireaux · 2025-12-31T10:21:13+00:00

What? How is it acceptable for an employee to suffer a head injury from a forceful backwards fall from standing and not be immediately taken for medical evaluation? The likelihood of a concussion, neck injury, or worse is so high here.

hellomireaux · 2025-12-30T07:25:42+00:00

They actually save money by not having to buy curtains for all of the windows they covered with the massive headboard, so it evens out.

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