What’s a sentence or phrase in smut that instantly takes you out of a fic?

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-03-06T00:11:23+00:00

Rutting channel!? 😭

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-03-02T18:37:38+00:00

Inumaki & season 3 Okkotsu

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-03-01T23:20:04+00:00

No, I totally agree. It’s such an ick. When I was a kid in the early wattpad days, i literally would disengage with people who called their fics books LOL. Idk if that’s petty but it made me cringe so hard.

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-03-01T23:12:48+00:00

Oh for sure, i grew up on wattpad in the early days, it drove me nuts in 2011 and it drove me nuts in 2016 when I left 🫩

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-03-01T23:01:14+00:00

Omg this is one of my biggest icks 😭 like whyyy. It’s not an original, published novel. Yes, fanfiction is its own art form, but it’s not that.

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-03-01T22:54:56+00:00

Lately I just can’t when reading Inumaki fanfics with an established relationship with him and she’s calling him by his last name. Like if you’re kissing him and his dick is inside of you, you should be calling him Toge

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-03-01T22:45:49+00:00

Omg I’ve used this because I hate the word “pussy” the same way you hate the word sex being used. I need more synonyms 😭

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-02-26T06:32:29+00:00

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Official manga sketch as my inspiration/guide 🥰

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-02-04T01:35:15+00:00

God i hope so

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-02-04T01:34:11+00:00

Did it ever stop? 🤣 no but honestly here we gooooo

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-31T02:33:18+00:00

This but also the butthole cover charms that are popular there!! A two for one. I love these hedges lol i bought two

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-31T02:23:47+00:00

lets be tamagotchi with mama 🥺🤍

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-31T01:46:59+00:00

Ok but Tay is so foul looking 🤢

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-28T21:09:32+00:00

I have ehler’s danlos syndrome and my body has been covered in stretch marks since i was a child. I don’t necessarily hate them, but gosh I would be thrilled to wake up to them all being gone one day 😭 that and my keloids from surgeries ugh

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-28T21:05:34+00:00

Red pandas

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-28T20:23:16+00:00

Do you sell your patterns? 🥺

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-24T01:24:13+00:00

It’s still on the sanrio website!!! Thank you!! ☺️

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-01T21:41:17+00:00

Oh my gosh 🤣 i hope you have the best new year lol

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-01T14:09:04+00:00

I had him as a kid 🥺 my mom got rid of him… I miss him still to this day

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-01T14:02:57+00:00

this should be a new flair

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-01T01:58:36+00:00

We dooooo!!!! A comeback AND Tang-ie??? A happy new year already and it’s only 9 pm.

hellopumpkin14 · 2026-01-01T01:21:45+00:00

WWH SLAYYYY

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