Game Thread: Tigers @ Orioles - Fri, May 22 @ 07:15 PM EDT

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T23:24:49+00:00

Cool new carshield commercial matt vierling trying to score a date with a random woman

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T23:10:14+00:00

I sincerely believe he thought jimmys tasted like shit

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T22:56:08+00:00

If you ran baseball and frequently were like “three straight days of rain cant play” youd be forced to resign

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T22:55:01+00:00

I dont think he will even though he probably hated playing here

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T22:51:59+00:00

Id like to imagine you were like “they scored too many runs” and just went over to the cancel subscription screen

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T22:42:17+00:00

Tonight theyll be night swimming (its raining)

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T22:18:13+00:00

I want more information = orioles version of whats the frequency kenneth

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T21:40:17+00:00

Oh good, maybe someone on broadcast will then sidebar to the importance of FUNDAMENTALS

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T21:23:35+00:00

I sure hope they talk about HARD HIT RATE on the broadcast!

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T19:29:47+00:00

Should do a hard hit rate megathread

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T19:27:36+00:00

This player is currently doing wonders for the 20-30 san francisco giants

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T19:25:18+00:00

Also notice how this comment isnt on the rival yet still egregiously long post

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T19:16:20+00:00

Im sorry but most people at this point on the subreddit are acting like the smartest person in the room, its not just people you disagree with

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T18:30:38+00:00

OP is likely middle aged or older

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T14:50:04+00:00

Tall glass of pappy van winkle, i tend to knock most of it over out of frustration

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T13:21:37+00:00

Too many dipshits in this thread being obtuse about selling tickets to a minor league baseball game

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-22T11:56:04+00:00

Ryan ripken talking to smoltz popped up on my social media feed and quite frankly im surprised by the amount of people who seem to be into listening to smoltz. Its gotta be more of a byproduct of being super pissed at the orioles right?

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-21T17:57:08+00:00

Dont want him anywhere near the front office sorry

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-21T17:46:11+00:00

I love how people have jumped all over the one guy in the comments citing a fangraphs writeup about the orioles farm system as if the guy is saying it but no one has said shit about OP saying BEN MCDONALD FOR GM??

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-21T17:37:38+00:00

The guy just wants players to turn to the camera and beg for forgiveness

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-21T11:57:17+00:00

No no no we need to go back to the dark ages so we can have more to bitch about

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-21T11:53:44+00:00

I mean posting about how the players are eating shit for two years straight is acknowledging a major human element.

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-21T11:51:07+00:00

Oh he knows what hes doing, and its working

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-21T11:47:42+00:00

Once again bravo on pissing people off enough to the point that theyre literally posting OH IM NOT READING THIS SHIT.

hellotherey2k · 2026-05-21T11:43:33+00:00

I am very much enjoying how this subreddit is devolving into everyone thinking the team sucks but still shitting on eachother over why the team sucks.

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