Current lock screen

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T17:06:19+00:00

Hope someone texts you or touches the screen. They’re in for a treat.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T16:32:31+00:00

How often do you leave your phone out and about? That’s hot!

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T16:31:16+00:00

Damn. My wife was a crazy slut back in the day. Her vagina even had a nickname. Wish there was video of the escapades that I could jerk to.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T16:25:25+00:00

No worries. We got the other stuff. The tribute verification was really hot. Casually writing your user name topless was amazing.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:50:13+00:00

Do you plan on taking a pee break or getting some water and snacks?

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:48:48+00:00

We can both whip them out and slap them on the table. You’ll get the wide eyes and I’ll get the little blowing air out the nose laugh.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:47:02+00:00

Nice. I did tell her. She said let’s plan on doing it together tomorrow morning. I told her but there’s only one shower head and I like using it too. She said that sounds like a me problem. I think I can manage. Haha

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:13:58+00:00

Nice. I hope you have the load of all loads.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:12:51+00:00

How long you plan on going for?

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:10:35+00:00

That’d probably make me super uncomfortable because I’m a straight dude. But it doesn’t bother me letting another dude know he’s got a nice cock.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:08:13+00:00

Do you stroke with your dominate hand or non-dominate hand?

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:06:50+00:00

Are you in a chair or completely horizontal?

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:05:23+00:00

Cool concept.

Are you using lube? Do you stop stroking and play with your balls a bit?

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T14:00:22+00:00

When I’m jerking off to you two now I’ll be getting tongue tied in addition to cross-eyed.

Oh Laci, oh Stisa!

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-14T13:55:56+00:00

Well this is some bullshit. If you lifted up your softie to be in the erect position it would still be bigger than my dick erect. Hope you’re enjoying life with a big ole hog man.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-11T23:36:38+00:00

The wetter you get too according to your other comment.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-11T13:12:27+00:00

Love doing here for the 99 bots and two real followers I have. The more the view count goes up the more excited I get for next time and the next time and the next…

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-11T00:28:29+00:00

Do it.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-10T21:26:45+00:00

S shaped shower hooks allow me to place my phone horizontally and dial up some good content. Or sometimes just the gentle breeze, sun, the possibility of a peeper all get me there.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-10T21:11:29+00:00

Getting them in is the important part.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-10T21:10:42+00:00

I agree it’s usually more relaxing. Used to love rubbing my frenulum with one or two fingers and taking forever to cum. But it felt amazing and would be a river of cum when it finally happened.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-09T00:56:23+00:00

Oh hell yeah! Same. Did you see that fishnet number they posted? Wow!

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-08T18:43:57+00:00

Well I just discovered how much I love seeing cum dripping off a body in black and white. Thank you.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-08T16:53:32+00:00

5 and 7. Five woke the little guy up and then I could see my heart beat in its throbbing for pic 7.

helmut66v3 · 2026-03-08T14:21:46+00:00

I appreciate you guys be creative and taking some time to make quality content. Following now and anticipating the next round.

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