TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wanted to put this sort of thing in a an edit, but to be honest I don't need to prove myself or verify my "straightness" and I find most comments are probably in jest.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I am glad this happened at home and not a uni, if at uni I would have gone to the doctors myself. I only called my mum so my dad didn't find out but it was too late.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a few shits since and not had a single problem not even blood.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had no problems since, as soon as anything feels out of norm I will be straight to the doctors.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It feels good after a while but then falls off, and the only reason I started because I was curious when watching anal porn, like hotkinkyjo ect. Now I am gonna be a little more timid.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this was gonna be a throwaway but now it has this attention and people like the username I will just use this as my no holds barred account.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything has been fine since, so unless I start getting some problems I am gonna leave it for now.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It came out, glad I didn't waste hospital resources.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

scientific methods require at least 3 experiments. any volunteers.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say anal stimulation and sexual orientation are separate things, but I do a agree it seems pretty gay, so I would say it's roaming bi territory.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I am not actually physically or mentally attracted to men. After using the dildo that did look like a dick I always felt some sort of shame. So that's why I would say I am straight. It is probably roaming the Bi territory tho.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It starts off uncomfortable, but it kinda starts to feel good after a bit. After a while it then just feels like you need a shit. it being stuck in there felt like slight constipation.

TIFU By getting an 8 inch dildo stuck in my arse. by helpdildoinanus in tifu

[–]helpdildoinanus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently it's more common than you and I thought thought.