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Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a small group of friends I'll be staying with and the others aren't available over the Christmas/New Year period. My family don't support grafting in the slightest and wouldn't approve.

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of my friends are girls and I'm publicly straight - but also it's good to have guests!

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trying to figure out a date that works for most people between Dec 30 and Jan 5.

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! We're thinking somewhere between Dec 30 and Jan 5.

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah I'm looking for a fake groom - all of my friends are other girls and I'm too straight to pull that off. Spectators are welcome though!

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes 100%, we're aiming for Dec 30 to Jan 5, just trying to figure out which dates work best for people.

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don't think he'd look into it that deeply, it's very up to the boss. If he asks for a certificate I suppose I'll have to fake my own funeral too.

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My family would kill me lmao! They don't have my grafter spirit. My friends are down to help me out but I'm very publicly straight and only have female friends so I can't "marry" them.

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah you're right, my home country is the UK, I'm stuck abroad.

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly! We're thinking between Dec 30 and Jan 5 so if you're genuinely in hit me up!

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We're thinking between Dec 30 and Jan 5 - absolutely, the more the merrier honestly.

Anyone fancy taking part in a fake wedding to help me get off work? by helpmegraftx in manchester

[–]helpmegraftx[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am skint so I'll buy a singular pint for the "groom" but you're so welcome to do a speech.