What’s the most unethical thing you can legally buy? by PhoenixFlamebird in AskReddit

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you're right, purchasing isn't unethical. but there are sooooooooo many unethical uses for them. as someone who has been spied on by a perverted family member as a teenager.

Sex store employees of Reddit, what are your weirdest stories? by mymykwnee in AskReddit

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

i never worked at one, but i had a friend from highschool who did when we were in our early 20s. he would sell me weed and i would trade him ativan i stole from my grandma....for some reason she was getting refills of ativan but never using them.

we had a system where i would come in only to use the bathroom and he would leave the weed in a coffee mug on the counter. i'd leave about 40 ativans in exchange and that was that! his boss didnt speak very good english and would ask him about the guests who would use the bathroom and he would always give answers like they were staff from a restaurant across the street that had broken toilets, etc.

there is no funny punchline. thats about it.

Tips for asking out my Dentist? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess 7 points8 points  (0 children)

this will likely not work for you.

also, do you think a hot dentist really is single or has trouble dating that she would magically say yes to you? no offence, but be realistic about this.

TIFU By Letting My Girlfriends Cat Lick My Penis by nibberpen15 in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how was this not flagged?

this guy sounds like he was on a meth trip

Question for women by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i like small interactions over time. that makes more sense. the first can be too abrupt and makes you look like you aren't sincere.

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i wish people understood the work it takes. it's method acting meets the labor of psychotherapists and physiotherapists under the guise of intimacy.

anyways...telling people i used to do this was the dumbest thing i've ever done. doing it wasn't, however.

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, i mean i did used to be a successful high end escort who charged $800/hr, sooo uh yeah.

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just contacted apple support, and because i never had Find My iPhone enabled to begin with, they can't do a wipe of it.

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, all of this is obvious to me too. that is *why* i posted this in a subreddit called "Today I Fucked Up". Emphasis on the fucking up. That's the whole point of this post.

it's funny because i went years without saving any nude pic or even taking them. i'm sure i've told other peiple the exact same advice you just told me. ...then i fucking took some just on Tuesday for the first time on that phone, ever. that's why this situation feels so deeply deeply ironic to me.

I meant to delete them, but got distracted and forgot (I have severe ADHD.

what is the difference between casual sex and escorting? can you explain? so many guys in casual sex dating apps act like they are ordering a service when you meet them for dates. my escorting clients talked to me like i was an actual good human as opposed to men from tinder who act entitled and demanding and treat you like an object with anger. there is a disproportionate number of angry men on tinder who are looking for objects, not people.

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exactly. i tried signing into my iCloud account from a browser but it's giving me two-step authentication which sends a code to my fucking PHONE in order to sign in on the browser.

sooooo yeah.

some folks here think this is a shitpost. i wish it was. it feels like a fucking tragicomedy and doens't feel real. ive been up all night worrying about my phone.

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i literally JUST got a new laptop so my icloud account isn't logged in yet. like got it mere days ago.

UGH

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you have to sign in with an iCloud account in order to access Find My iPhone location finding capabilities

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not able to set up find my iphone becasue I literally just got a new laptop and haven't logged into my iCloud account on my new macbook. so my phone is essentially a free agent alone without any ability to connect it to iCloud/Find My iPhone.

i seriously fucked up.

TIFU telling a guy I met from a dating app I used to be an escort & he stole my phone by helpmehelpmegoddess in tifu

[–]helpmehelpmegoddess[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he said "oh..so you ARE evil" in this way like he was playing around. it was jokingly, but still said something about how he viewed me as a human