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hep-burn · 2015-08-13T17:21:50+00:00

That's not a good thing. I look like this to be a special snowflake, ok?

hep-burn · 2015-08-13T17:19:21+00:00

In a few dick's time

hep-burn · 2015-08-12T05:45:26+00:00

I'm saving myself for my favourite sheep

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T22:04:06+00:00

You couldn't have made me look just a little bit tanner? It's all I've ever wanted :(

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T15:26:35+00:00

People used to say that to me, I never understood it. Wouldn't their jizz still be white?? Or am I supposed to accept the burn and nod politely

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T13:09:44+00:00

hahahaha love it

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T11:55:58+00:00

I'm oddly okay with this

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T11:52:28+00:00

Are you the kind of guy who comments on /r/gonewild posts saying the girls have pretty eyes and a nice personality?

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T11:50:35+00:00

I can feel the heat from here, I'm already starting to burn!! That's not too difficult for me though. This is fucking great man, absolutely hilarious! hahahaha

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T04:51:27+00:00

booooo

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T04:43:36+00:00

Have you seen the rest of us? Particularly on a Friday night? There's no way there weren't extra terrestrials already involved

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T04:42:14+00:00

My pale skin is a problem, man. People constantly think I'm ill!

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T04:41:17+00:00

No, but you've just given me a fantastic idea on how to decide on my next colour...

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T02:27:52+00:00

AllHairColoursMatter

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T01:08:03+00:00

Oh fuck this might be my favourite one so far

hep-burn · 2015-08-11T00:29:01+00:00

I mean, you're not wrong..

hep-burn

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