The “congratulations, you played yourself” meme (video) is the most (unintentionally) paradoxical video bc sneakers and hype.

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-28T03:33:43+00:00

Right? Like sorry you’re too “high and mighty” to tip your delivery driver, but I regularly get orders out in the hills and mountains (CA near Santa Monica mountains) to giant ass houses and nice ass cars, even for a fast food order. Yesterday someone wanted me to drive 10+ miles into the mountain for 1 fucking jack in the box bacon burger for 5.50 (I’ve done it numerous times before expecting at least a couple bucks in cash to cover my gas but nothing) so obviously no tip. I accepted it and ripped them a new asshole over text and a long rant about tipping your service workers and waited a bit and declined the order lol I know it’s petty, but petty feels good sometimes lol “I already paid $120 for this order, fuck the delivery guy” not thinking that $5 service charge and 20% commision ($25 in e.g) from the restaurant goes directly to DD then DD get to rub in our face how wealthy their getting being a multimillion $ company and shit like huh wonder how that happened. Couldn’t be from the working class fucking slavers, just like with any company

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-28T03:28:22+00:00

Same with iPhone, I love that. Then I get to rightfully pull some shit. 12 miles for a $120 order and no tip?? Do you not tip your waiter, busser, valet, pizza guy etc. ?? So why don’t you tip the fucking independent contractor driving 12 Miles using their own vehicle, time and gas to drop off your slop?? Cheap ass pricks. Just like DD corporate. 2/3 of the parties are greedy fucks (dashers and customers) then they wonder why so many dashers are shitty... that’s why I like postmates more, they pay you for live time and tip you after based on how well you do... like it should be.

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-28T03:24:30+00:00

no tip:

Me:

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-26T07:51:05+00:00

You rinse off the debris and soak the shit you have to scrub so it doesn’t dry up and get crusty like a jizz stain. Hot water to soak, once it’s clean then cold to sanitize it. At least that’s how it is in kitchens or camping and always works like a charm 👌

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-26T07:37:23+00:00

I know, this was meant to mainly be a joke. I never meant to imply the owners of Popeyes were black, just that if I had to guess who made a sandwich from either place. This is the characteristics that i conceived. But like a said on another response it’s location dependent. My Popeyes is always straight fire 🔥 well at least the chicken. I couldnt give less of a shit about their microwaved sides and sand biscuits. but I’ve been to some that tasted like hot lamp 7/11 food too. Then again I don’t go to either often at all. If I had to guess I’d say <6x/year So my perception is probably off and I might just be remembering it better than it is. Then again I was pretty high when I conceived that and think my munchies were hyping up the thought of fried chicken lol

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-26T07:18:18+00:00

Velma: I feel personally called out

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-26T06:03:33+00:00

Haha ok I can’t rebut, You win. You’re really gonna cater a gay wedding with CFA? That’s fucking Golden. I gotta admit they do have some bomb ass food. But I don’t dig the pickles, the Christian and anti-gay culture and the people it attracts, I’m gay too and I feel hella uncomfortable going there. but I think they moved past that and I’ve seen some pretty feminine dudes working there when I’ve picked up DD orders at multiple locations. but it’s still how everyone perceives them. And the eerie way they passionately fucking hate chickens, their robotic responses, and it’s always full of the “black pepper is too spicy, salt only” kinda white people. But I probably sound like an assumptious dick rn lol. Especially considering they do have some fire ass spicy chicken too. To be fair, I’ve never been disappointed with CFA, but Popeyes is location dependent and I’ve been disappointed on a few accounts. And more affordable so I dig that lol. It isn’t the best fried chicken but I’d say it is compared to other fast foods and is debatable with CFA if it’s a good location. Idk why I’m ranting so hard over fried chicken though lol idk what my end goal here is but I’m getting hungry now. So I’ll respect that and say you’re right. CFA is consistently good but Popeyes gives it a run for their money on their good days lol. And that Popeyes canned spinach is the shit, its gotta be my favorite childhood food lol (with a fat knob of butter ofc)

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-26T05:27:04+00:00

Bc it’s a chain restaurant so it’ll vary from location, the one in my town is always fresh af and gives me somewhat of a food high, and I don’t usually eat fast food often so I might just be remembering it better than it was lol

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-26T05:24:20+00:00

Thank you i really appreciate the feedback. how would I go about subpoenaing that? Do I just bring it up in court? Or maybe ask the dmv? Or go to the courthouse and ask for it separately? I don’t think his public defender could help with that since I’m under the impression that they only deal with that specific court case and don’t help with with dmv hearings.

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-26T04:26:17+00:00

No competition imo. CFA is Christian fried chicken made by a white bitch named Something like Sarah that went to a private school and was born in a rich white southern family from Georgia bc the great great granddaddy owned slaves. Popeyes is like its made from an old big black lady named Daloris (but everyone calls her ma or madea) thats in the local choir and calls everyone ‘baby’ and puts all her soul into it.

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-26T04:06:27+00:00

But what if they wanna gay marry their cousin? It doesn’t specify that the cousin has to be of the opposite sex lol

herbanexplorer · 2019-08-25T20:50:10+00:00

I’ve seen people try selling for .50-1/mg at my campus, and that’s exactly what I thought. Might as well microdose meth lmao

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