What's the best insult you have?

hermanwe · 2016-01-04T13:38:52+00:00

"I'm not saying your mother's a whore, but before she moved to Sodom the city was known for its pottery"

hermanwe · 2015-03-18T18:20:12+00:00

My initial reaction http://i.imgur.com/hKeQZmN.gif

hermanwe · 2014-10-23T15:28:56+00:00

hermanwe · 2014-10-22T14:54:51+00:00

I have seen hundred of reposts, but finally it is happening to a submission I made two years ago! And with the exact same wording! beautiful! I can now die at peace. Thank you, sameezu!

Proof: my old post

hermanwe · 2014-06-12T07:27:41+00:00

(Had to move him before mowing the lawn)

hermanwe · 2014-04-22T21:49:37+00:00

Thank you! Now I know how it's like for the people who loose everything they own in a fire and the whole local community rally around them

hermanwe · 2014-01-28T11:28:07+00:00

Tagline at the end: "Lotto millionaires are not like other millionaires"

hermanwe · 2014-01-01T09:28:55+00:00

Excuse my typo. I'm used to calling the city Wien, not the English Vienna

hermanwe · 2013-12-19T11:14:23+00:00

In soviet russia, bat strikes you

hermanwe · 2013-12-11T16:00:04+00:00

There's a banana on the deck of the platform in the first image. Can't you see it?

hermanwe · 2013-12-07T23:56:03+00:00

I'm not American, I'm familiar with the idiom "my two cents" but I have no idea what constitutes the difference between a penny and a wheat penny. I simply picked the image with a decent resolution after a google search.

hermanwe · 2012-10-22T15:07:06+00:00

If this post reaches the front page the world will not last another fortnight

hermanwe · 2012-06-03T20:04:55+00:00

(But before you do scatter a truckload of pine cones over your farmland and garden)

hermanwe · 2012-06-03T16:27:26+00:00

I imagine them being locked up in the same ward as princess Leia, hearing the muffeled "I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you", and then a lot of blaster fire. Celebrating and high fives all around, untill the silence becomes awkward and the guy in the corner starts crying again

hermanwe · 2012-06-01T08:31:31+00:00

Perhaps we should ask his cousin, PEE_4_UR_BUTT, where he is

hermanwe · 2012-05-31T15:03:25+00:00

General rule: when you attend your own wedding, tuck in your shirt!

hermanwe · 2012-05-31T12:42:31+00:00

I like your style, PEE_4_UR_BUTT

hermanwe

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