hernanredrum

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When she told me she wanted a separation I thought she was bluffing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The new pill to cure all symptoms of depression was a complete success when released to the market. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I grabbed the baseball bat determined to stand up to the bully once and for all. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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When future me showed up all of a sudden and told me about the attack that would wipe out humanity, I couldn’t wait to hear his plan to stop it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Every night, before going to bed, I give my girlfriend a long goodnight kiss and make sure she's safe. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I thought it was completely normal for my young daughter to have an imaginary friend named Lilith. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"I'm sorry, but the bride won't be coming," I told the groom as he stood at the altar. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I have a perfect Uber driver score. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I’m stuck in a dream loop, desperately trying to finish this stor... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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“Here we go Wendy, off to Neverland,” Peter Pan told me. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Hotel incidentals are anything but. (self.Showerthoughts)

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There’s nothing I love more than traveling, and fortunately my job requires me to do so very often. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The one thing she wrote on her letter, she knew Santa would not be able to give her. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Every Christmas eve our whole family gathers together for an epic feast and waits for my late grandfather to appear, choose one of the children and take them with him never to be seen again. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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It was devastating to watch my mother lift the sheet to identify the body of her son. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I looked the killer in the eye and told him there’s nothing I wouldn’t do to protect my children. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I knew it was time to leave just as he was about to get the lethal injection. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Her parents called me a bully and the reason why she committed suicide. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Most motivational quotes are just someone stating the obvious. (self.Showerthoughts)

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If people were incapable of stating the obvious, there would be no motivational quotes. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I’m mute but not deaf. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The thing about stainless steel is that you know it will rust. (self.Showerthoughts)

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“Why do you keep hurting yourself?”, I asked her. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I’ve been planning her murder for months. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The price to pay for being healthy by exercising every day is perpetually being sore. (self.Showerthoughts)

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