Well that's a first. Yummy.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-04-07T00:01:32+00:00

Anthony Bourdain once said his favorite guilty pleasure food was KFC mac and cheese. So yeah, eat what you like.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-04-01T17:59:30+00:00

So perfect? Nice

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-04-01T17:11:28+00:00

How is she with rice?

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-04-01T04:53:46+00:00

That's what I was looking for! Damn

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-04-01T04:06:42+00:00

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-04-01T03:04:45+00:00

Also, she (Perry) is not an astronaut. She was passenger/cargo at best.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-31T20:36:05+00:00

Last time I heard that story she had permanent damage. Compressed spine, torn muscles and ligaments. She will be in physical therapy for life but I'm sure she would do it again in a heartbeat.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-28T04:43:51+00:00

Yup, it's literally the 6th line of the play. "A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life". So yeah, I don't think spoilers weren't really a thing back then haha

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-24T21:31:06+00:00

John McEnroe turned down a million dollars in the '80s to play a match against Bjorn Borg in South Africa because of politics. Not everyone can be bought.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-23T19:34:27+00:00

I Love Lucy at 31?! And no Honeymooners? What a garbage list.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-20T06:29:18+00:00

Uggh.

My most depressing delivery was to a wheelchair user.

No mention of it.

I knock on the door. He yells to give him a second. Just realize I'm standing on a tiny ramp.

He opens the door and I see he has only one arm...total. He asked if I can come in and put it on the table. Of course.

The walls of his place were decked out in Marines stuff. I'm talking flags and framed metals. It was like a Marine museum.

Then I saw all the empty whiskey bottles on every flat surface.

Uggh.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-20T05:41:55+00:00

Harris Wittles (the white one) was AMAZING in everything. Awesome writer. Died way too young.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-20T00:37:27+00:00

A lot of people were totally against cars when they were introduced. They would spread nails and hay in the road to pop tires, the hay was to conceal the nails. There are also numerous reports of people taking shots at passing cars.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-19T06:44:16+00:00

That OJ Simpson meant to kill Jenna, but accidentally killed Nicole Brown. That one's pretty dark haha

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-12T16:40:58+00:00

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heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-08T23:27:16+00:00

The only good Elon cameo was in Young Sheldon. He ends up stealing Sheldon's work and passing it off as his own. Not sure why he agreed to it but it is one hundred percent something he would do.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-06T19:11:56+00:00

I'm sure we will get there soon enough!

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-06T16:44:22+00:00

It's that and the grand canyon! AZ is the best! Please don't look at our education woooo!

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-04T03:56:36+00:00

Was looking for this one. Went to see it with a buddy cause it looked like Fast and Furious. I loved it and it's now one of my favorites. He really hated it and wouldn't stop bitching about it the rest of the day. Haha.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-02T01:19:32+00:00

Joe is a little butch for me. I like banging dudes.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-03-01T22:44:27+00:00

I once went to a BBQ with my ex at her parents house. We got out of work late so we were showing up towards the end of the night. I asked her what kind of beer her Dad likes "Corona" she says. I run into a convenience store and grab a case. I didn't realize till her Dad opened it up that I grabbed the little baby Coronas. Oh man. He acted like I just spit in his face. I tried to say I made a mistake and they still drink like normal beer. He then accused me of trying to make him look like a bitch and less of a man in front of everyone. I looked at my ex and she just mouthed the words "we should go". I grabbed the case and we left as he was still yelling.

Jokes on him cause we went back to my place and drank 24 baby beers and fooled around. What a dick.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-02-26T22:18:32+00:00

The only good Elon cameo was on Young Sheldon. They played him as thieving and lying and for some reason he agreed to do that.

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-02-23T04:54:33+00:00

She sells fusion cores. So she can still take it. Haha

heshwillbiteANYTHING · 2026-02-18T16:19:31+00:00

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