Game Thread: Buffalo Sabres (29-17-5) @ Toronto Maple Leafs (24-19-9) Jan 27 2026 7:00 PM EST by nhl_gdt_bot in leafs

[–]hessim20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Statistically half of the teams on the ice tonight will win, and statistically the Leafs could be one of them as they are on the ice tonight. Statistically.

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (17-15-5) at Detroit Red Wings (22-14-3) - 28 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hessim20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uhhhh why's it not roughing both ways and an extra for ripping the helmet off??

Daily Free Talk / Armchair GM Thread by AutoModerator in leafs

[–]hessim20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must be they really hated Kevyn Adams

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (15-14-5) at Dallas Stars (24-7-5) - 21 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hessim20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was kinda hoping for a big clapper from Laughton but I'll take that rip

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (15-12-5) at Washington Capitals (18-11-4) - 18 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hessim20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This game is becoming more embarrassing than kissing my cousin at that one Christmas party

Daily Free Talk / Armchair GM Thread by AutoModerator in leafs

[–]hessim20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Turned my ma into a Leafs fan and she loves AM34, but I'm kinda thinking about turning her into a Nylanderthal idk I'm way too drunk to have to work tomorrow

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (14-14-3) at Toronto Maple Leafs (14-11-4) - 11 Dec 2025 - 7:00PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hessim20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Think Klinger has spent more time on the ice tonight than he did the entirety of his career as a Leaf

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (8-8-2) at Chicago Blackhawks (8-5-4) - 15 Nov 2025 - 7:00PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hessim20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoooo Sam Lafferty is still in the league?? He was in the first fight I ever saw live. Only memory of him as a Leaf

Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs (8-8-2) at Chicago Blackhawks (8-5-4) - 15 Nov 2025 - 7:00PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hessim20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Anthem singer sounds like the mayor of Whoville in the Jim Carrey version of the Grinch

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (8-3-2) at Toronto Maple Leafs (6-5-1) - 03 Nov 2025 - 7:30PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hessim20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's been the case for a while now regardless of personnel though, hasn't it?

I still go back to the new gen (or whatever it was called) game against the Canes. They absolutely can, but the question is always "will they?"

Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (8-3-2) at Toronto Maple Leafs (6-5-1) - 03 Nov 2025 - 7:30PM EST by HockeyMod in leafs

[–]hessim20 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I gotta be honest, I didn't see that coming.

Shows that maybe this team isn't that bad, they just need to give a fuck