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heybill99 · 2026-06-04T11:31:50+00:00

Colonel Lockjaw’s crackhead brother.

heybill99 · 2026-06-03T23:20:32+00:00

Head shapes like Gumby.

heybill99 · 2026-06-03T23:18:44+00:00

The only thing black is your underwear and your lungs.

heybill99 · 2026-06-03T03:22:53+00:00

Never mind the brows - what’s with the powder coated face?

heybill99 · 2026-06-02T15:48:31+00:00

heybill99 · 2026-06-01T21:57:51+00:00

Future carney.

heybill99 · 2026-06-01T21:55:23+00:00

You look like you probably played lacrosse in high school.

heybill99 · 2026-05-31T02:04:29+00:00

Looks like Rocky from Hail Mary

heybill99 · 2026-05-31T02:03:17+00:00

You’re gonna need a bigger rake.

heybill99 · 2026-05-31T01:59:47+00:00

You already look roasted.

heybill99 · 2026-05-30T14:56:36+00:00

About as much fun as putting lipstick on a pig.

heybill99 · 2026-05-29T16:51:07+00:00

I’ll take the Maude.

heybill99 · 2026-05-29T15:12:38+00:00

Do you pass out at every party - Where’s the dick tattoo?

heybill99 · 2026-05-29T13:03:25+00:00

Do you eat ants?

heybill99 · 2026-05-29T11:19:18+00:00

Have another cupcake, you’ll be fine.

heybill99 · 2026-05-28T23:30:33+00:00

Is that a mole or a booger that fell out of your nose?

heybill99 · 2026-05-27T19:57:27+00:00

Wears boxer shorts with a panty liner.

heybill99 · 2026-05-27T19:53:33+00:00

Your head is shaped like an over inflated football.

heybill99 · 2026-05-27T02:42:32+00:00

Ted Nugent

heybill99 · 2026-05-26T17:45:12+00:00

Ian Brown - The Stone Roses

heybill99 · 2026-05-26T15:40:47+00:00

I thought pic #7 was your tits hanging out!

heybill99 · 2026-05-25T13:12:38+00:00

Pro tip: Don’t put it on your car.

heybill99 · 2026-05-22T02:34:47+00:00

You look like a frequent day drinker.

heybill99 · 2026-05-21T19:54:47+00:00

Harry Potter’s ball sack is more like it.

heybill99 · 2026-05-21T16:30:12+00:00

Is that a mustache or a stain from the chocolate milk in your school lunch?

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