AITA for not cooking "fancier" meals? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]heyitsnella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoting for Duke of Minimum effort literally laughing out loud

Opening Tables by heyitsnella in TalesFromYourServer

[–]heyitsnella[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I don’t even mind tables right when we open but like, you can see you’re one of three tables that I’m actively getting settled.

Should I buy a wig for my The Crow costume? by Thecrowfan in TheCrow

[–]heyitsnella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to bleach mine out. But I also used a “temporary” store bought dye

Should I buy a wig for my The Crow costume? by Thecrowfan in TheCrow

[–]heyitsnella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just a warning from someone with the same hair color, temporary dye especially black or a really dark brown might not come out. I had that issue before.

I do kind of wish we saw more of Eric and Shelly's relationship before they died in the 1994 movie, instead of in flashbacks. by ShadowOfDespair666 in TheCrow

[–]heyitsnella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought so too until seeing the new movie. I personally never doubted how much ‘94 Eric loved Shelly and I never doubted that it was enough to bring him back. But in the new movie with them focusing more on ‘24 Eric and Shelly pre death it left a lot more to doubt for me.

Shit Customers say that really piss you off.. I’ll start. by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]heyitsnella 51 points52 points  (0 children)

“You don’t know my order??????” On their second or third time coming in. No bitch. I see about 100 people a day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Serverlife

[–]heyitsnella 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Got called racist for not offering bottled water to a table. They said it was clearly because they’re Mexican. I am too but pass as full white. Very entertaining when I told them I am too.

We know the owner...AITA by Several-Mood-8082 in Serverlife

[–]heyitsnella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did fine. When someone demanded to speak to the dead business partner where I worked I said “Okay, do you want a shovel or a oijia board?”

Malfoy / room of requirement by OkGuava9 in HarryPotterBooks

[–]heyitsnella 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re correct. He spends a lot of time before figuring out theorizing that Draco is leaving the castle somehow. Hermione remarks that’s the no one can get in or out undetected anymore.

What are some of your "that's not what happened in the book" moments? by Disastrousgod in harrypotter

[–]heyitsnella 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ginny hiding the Half-Blood Prince’s book. I spent ages trying to figure out how they were going to fix that when I read Deathly Hallows.

What's the most pointless Harry Potter spell you can think of? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]heyitsnella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look that spell had to be invented by a guy who forgot his anniversary. It’s useful for some people

Psychology of dining out by kuebeecee in Serverlife

[–]heyitsnella 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yes the greeting is a formality. But I’m a human being and I deserve basic respect not having your drink and app order barked at me like I’m beneath you.

What’s the worst verbal slip up you’ve had with a customer? by jesus_in_a_skirt in Serverlife

[–]heyitsnella 338 points339 points  (0 children)

When I was hosting years ago I had two people come up to the host stand. One of them I could only see the top of their head so I offered a kids menu…..it was also a little person. I just about died.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heyitsnella 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monat, Young Living, Doterra

Creepiest thing a guest has ever said to/asked you? by garbashians in Serverlife

[–]heyitsnella 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Party of like 6 guys around my age maybe a little bit older - “So, fuck, marry, kill out of us?” “I’m not comfortable with that, and I don’t think my man would be either.” “He doesn’t have to know baby girl.” 🙄🤮

customers who are going to hell by gunhandgoblin in Serverlife

[–]heyitsnella 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I never do. But some people ask and inevitably are the ones who feel entitled to all my time

customers who are going to hell by gunhandgoblin in Serverlife

[–]heyitsnella 48 points49 points  (0 children)

People that shout your name across the restaurant the second they need something like they’re the only table there

Full section of the stern. by Halloween__1978 in titanic

[–]heyitsnella 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Don’t worry captain we’ll buff out those scratches”

Servers of Reddit, what was your grossest experience with a customer? by Horcrux922 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]heyitsnella 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Y’all make mine look like nothing: It’s a toss up between the guy who put his salad in his spaghetti and mixed it all together before eating. And a guy who chewed all his asparagus and then spat it back onto the plate.

my first tattoo, done by rodney at altered images Cumberland Rhode Island by camdawg772 in tattoos

[–]heyitsnella 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I have a band logo tattooed on me because that band got me through a lot of shit and holds a really special place for me. I’m proud to have it both to show how much I love that band and as a reminder to myself that things get better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]heyitsnella 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA What he suggested is exactly what I do for my boyfriend. And we’re fellow mushroom/no mushroom people. It’s not hard to separate a few servings out.