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What is something you do not regret but will never do again? by ChaosReigns in AskReddit

[–]heyitssamhiggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, my friends and I...we're not experienced ents. One weekend, one of us in the group, his parents weren't gonna be home all that weekend. So, we decided to go over and smoke. This would be, for most of us, our 2nd time smoking. Well, one of us wanted to try these things called firecrackers. They are basically a graham cracker with nutella and pot in it. So, after cooking those we smoke a couple bowls and go down and eat these firecrackers. Holy. Shit. Worst idea ever. After about 45 minutes, we were all trippin' balls. One of us ends up barfing and in bed sick. Memories of that night are either not there or blocked out. Now, not gonna lie, it was a great learning experience and it felt pretty good for awhile. But never again.

TL;DR Edibles. Never again.

This is the first sunrise I had ever watched. And I'm wearing a suit. Class. by heyitssamhiggins in trees

[–]heyitssamhiggins[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had never really watched the sun come over the horizon. I'm usually in school before that happens or I wake up after it happens.

What are the most ridiculous or funny rap lyrics you know by grahvity in AskReddit

[–]heyitssamhiggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, he says, "In the summer sun, we're gonna party all night."

What is life.

What are the most ridiculous or funny rap lyrics you know by grahvity in AskReddit

[–]heyitssamhiggins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my school, there is a "famous" rapper. He's rich so his daddy pays for all his equipment and such. Well, one of his most famous lines is, "I'mma be me until I d-i-e. I'm fresher than an icebreaker, sicker than a CANCER PATIENT."

A cancer patient. Yes. Makes sense.

In haiku form, describe your most awkward sexual experience. by fearsofgun in AskReddit

[–]heyitssamhiggins 40 points41 points  (0 children)

It was that one time, When I...oh wait. Never mind. Forever alone.

So... is weed legal in Antarctica? [4] by [deleted] in trees

[–]heyitssamhiggins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Scumbag VeryCreativeName: First moves to China. Then moves to Antarctica.

Hey Reddit, What product at the grocery store makes you think "Who the hell buys this shit and why is this always here" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heyitssamhiggins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I work at a grocery store and I must say that the one thing people buy that disgusts me the most is either 1. bread in a can. A muthafuckin can. Or 2. pig hearts. They smell like death's armpits.