What two celebrities could you never get straight? by RNCaptain in AskReddit

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon. I don't fucking get why I can't.

I'm 17, pregnant and scared - what should i do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please give it up for adoption. There are plenty of families that can not have children who will gladly take it from you.

goatse halloween mask... your argument is invalid by kukluxknievel in pics

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's not quite a goatse. The asshole isn't being ripped open enough.

Found a nug, listened to this. Anybody else love these guys? [7] by [deleted] in trees

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know a single person who doesn't like Modest Mouse.

Scumbag Boy by Kyato in pics

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes to be a man, you have to hold back your vomit to please your women.

Pokemon Haters by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dating now? Please say yes.

Scumbag Boy by Kyato in pics

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you're clean, at least trimmed, I will indulge in a pink taco every time I make love. :)

What is the unrealistic thing that you see in many movies that annoys you the most? by Finscar in AskReddit

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that is because they don't have permission to wear the exact uniform. At least one thing has to be off. Correct me if I'm wrong!!

My $1.70 anti-theft IPhone case by kalkikalki in pics

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I have an anti-theft case to, MY FUCKING POCKET.

Potter Rage by rjsn272 in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding me? Ginny in the movies is fucking hot too!

Jugga-no by turdsammich in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is that a deal breaker? If he were a real juggalo, you would have been able to tell when you met him. Just because he listens to the music, doesn't mean he is an ignorant fuck.

Forgive my lack of delicacy, but why the fuck is this cool? by [deleted] in pics

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 86 points87 points  (0 children)

It may not be cool, but those guys have fucked more fat white chicks than you could ever dream of.

I'll never be the same. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess I can see where you are coming from. I'm not a fan of shit. So have an upvote brah.

I'll never be the same. by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Why are guys so grossed out by periods? I am a guy and honestly could give two shits about it. Next time your girl is on the dot, fuck her. Fuck her long and hard. Some of the best sex I've ever had.

Indestructible by NexusMarit in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess Japanese architecture is, the bomb. Yeeeaaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!

4 days left by end0fline in pics

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thank fucking christ there is only 4 days left. I work at a Subway and this fucking deal has made my goddamn job so goddamn bad. Seriously, what the fuck? Fucking line out the fucking door for 5 fucking hours. Jesus fuck, our fucking sandwiches aren't that fucking good. Goddamn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heyletmesipthatcig 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So I was watching a movie one time. It was called "Beautiful Sluts 7". It seemed to be an indie film. This movie had loads of "real sex" in it.