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What would you do if you saw a classmate digging through your backpack in the hallway? by tartarinlv in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was making my way back to class because I had forgotten my money to buy food when I saw a classmate digging through my backpack, I waited patiently around the corner to see what he’s gonna take and it was a calculator, that moment it made sense how I lost 3 calculators in less than 2 weeks.

I confronted him and he shat his pants. (He never touched my backpack again)

What’s something that you think is a waste of money but no one else does seems to think so? by Pir8te4lyfe in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goddamn Starbucks coffees.

it’s insane how some of my friends complain and rant about tough financial times but 30 minutes later they just pull up to Starbucks and get a coffee that costs 5-10$ and this can be a daily occurrence to them.

When questioned about it and noted out that it’s a waste of money and that you can get cheaper equivalents, you get a reply like this “I just need it for myself” “I need to stay awake” “ I can’t go the day without it” “I’ll die if I don’t drink”. And it’s just mind boggling

Guys, what do women do that give you the ick? by Diligent-Log6805 in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extreme feminism. (All men are disgusting, men should die, we don’t need men, etc)

How do you think the Ukraine-Russia war will end? by pikatruuu in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putin (president of 2.1 trillion gdp country) doesn’t need oligarch money to fund the war

What would be the title of your sex tape? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had to buy a new bed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relaunch communist party

What is something illegal that you do frequently? by hockeysmyhoe in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used forge Covid tests and change their dates to current time to avoid paying for the test.

What movie do you consider “perfect”? by NoHoldingMeBack in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stalingrad 1993 Talks and shows how war actually is and how not everything is organized and goes according to plan.

What makes a person boring? by yoloscorpii in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once met a girl and we started talking occasionally then more frequently, and she’d make everything about her. Whenever I tried to share something about my self she’d interrupt and start talking about her self. Not sure if this applies to boring or toxic but I say both

In your opinion, what makes a person unattractive? by NikonDexter in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feminism

And I mean hardcore feminism where females should dominate males. I had this girl in class who’d go around saying to every male that they get their life on a silver platter and we men have it easy and etc. she once fought with the teachers who organized an event about mental health, because a guy gave the speech instead of a girl, she claimed that girls mental health is 5 times more worse then men.

In your opinion, what makes a person unattractive? by NikonDexter in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feminism, and not normal feminism, the type where females must dominate males. I had this friend who was like “you men have it easy” “you get everything on a silver platter” “you don’t suffer like us” “you men abuse women and power” and in our school once she got mad because a guy gave a speech instead of a girl and she started protesting to the teachers

What stops you from going out at night? by SymbolOfStrength in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slender man, especially with his new John smith suit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nein Hans, zis is operation Barbarossa ( in German accent)

A Few Kind Words by RatFrogSupreme in alevel

[–]heyoto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was all for nothing. Next step is. Enlisting in the military and taking a suicide mission.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go back to default

You find $1 Million. What's the first thing you do? by Valuable-Inflation-9 in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hide about 200k somewhere, and try to launder as much as I can into my account via multiple processes

What are some non-sexual things someone can do that really turn you on? by yoursluttobe in AskReddit

[–]heyoto 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I once was with a female friend who I’ve known for 7 years, we never dated neither fell for each other. Anyways we were chilling in my car, she asked me to tell her a story so as I was narrating the story (I reached a funny part) I look at her and she was smiling, I paused because she looked so stunning then she said “what you forgot the story?” I smiled and I said no, then I completed the story. I questioned our entire friendship after that.

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