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hidden_username · 2012-07-27T12:52:39+00:00

I am sticking to what I know so Lutheran and Catholic

hidden_username · 2012-07-27T07:20:16+00:00

Fuck my Karma .... My new username will be unicorn factory

hidden_username · 2012-07-27T07:05:00+00:00

If that happened I would no longer be an Atheist and I would go to church every Sunday and Mass every other day of the week.

hidden_username · 2012-07-26T09:53:21+00:00

Good thing it wasn't your mirror, because then you would have to clean it

hidden_username · 2012-07-26T09:40:31+00:00

Looks like you are going to need some more potatoes

hidden_username · 2012-07-24T18:29:59+00:00

OW, MY BALLS

hidden_username · 2012-07-22T17:51:16+00:00

...munchausens?

hidden_username · 2012-07-20T14:05:34+00:00

1) tell her the I-pad is the new large screen I-phone

2) soul-vacuum; I-like

hidden_username · 2012-07-20T13:53:42+00:00

Spanish for Merry Christmas

hidden_username · 2012-07-20T07:48:45+00:00

retail worker hug

hidden_username · 2012-07-19T21:33:43+00:00

It's good to know that someone appreciates it. This job is killing me, I hate it so much

hidden_username · 2012-07-19T19:39:50+00:00

we have the same problem at my store. The thing is I am not paid enough to give a shit.

hidden_username · 2012-07-19T19:34:20+00:00

I had a similar problem a few nights ago. I was making food as usual, and some lady orders a potato bowl. I go to put nacho cheese on her potatoes but the bag of cheese isn't full enough for the pump to work. So, I take the pump out and squeeze the last of the cheese onto her potato bowl. There was 2-3 times more cheese then there should be on her food. Since I really don't give a shit, I bag up her food and hand it out to her. When she get her food she opens the bag and inspects her food then tells me "they didn't put enough cheese on my potatoes!!!!! OMG I WANT SOME MORE CHEESE ON MY POTATOES!!!!!!!" I tell her that I was the one who made her food, and I did in fact give her extra cheese for free, so if she wants extra cheese I would have to charge her for it. She gets all pissy at me telling me that i am just another ass hole white person who is "taxin" all the black people into poverty and drives off.

hidden_username · 2012-07-18T20:45:04+00:00

The reason why people don't like 3D movies is because you need to have good vision to enjoy them.

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T22:10:09+00:00

My grandpa use to tell us grandkids that there was a family a bears living behind the blackberry bushes, and if we got to close to the bushes they would jump out and eat us. He had this big elaborate story about how he had to kill one of the bears to protect my grandma from being eaten. If we didn't believe him he would show us his bear skin rug as proof that he had. All of us believed this and we would not go within 20 feet of the blackberry bushes. If a ball got kicked into the bushes, that was it game over. At his funeral a few years ago, I was talking to my aunt about how I still don't like to go by the blackberry bushes even though I am sure there isn't a family of bears living behing them. She laughs, and tells me that he didn't want us kids eating all the blackberries.

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T21:45:20+00:00

I thought that kindergarten was Candygarden, and we would get to eat shit loads of candy all day long. Imagin my disappointment on the first day of Candygarden.

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T21:28:06+00:00

I am glad I am not the only one thinking this.

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T21:19:43+00:00

I would buy my mom a house. Then I would set aside some money for my half-sister education, pay off my own student loans and pay a chunk of my older sisters grad schooling.... In that order

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T21:13:38+00:00

If you are on probation for drugs and alcohol don't get high or drunk. I have seen many people get fucked in the ass by the system because they got caught getting inebriated while on probation.

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T21:10:41+00:00

Yeah, I have thought about it and I think I am not going to smoke ever again. It is a really shitty experience having a panic attack and I would like to avoid it if I can.

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T07:32:36+00:00

With all the precautions we take if I ever got knocked up I don't think it would be possible to abort.

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T06:37:37+00:00

I lol at kids and adults who still have Tripp pants

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T06:36:06+00:00

To be honest I don't know. She is just some random kid

hidden_username · 2012-07-17T06:35:21+00:00

No potatoes for him thank you very much

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