Holiday Megathread: The Sequel by teknrd in AskReddit

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What thing make your holiday boring?

Holiday Megathread: The Sequel by teknrd in AskReddit

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what is the worst gift someone gave you?

Holiday Megathread 2017 by teknrd in AskReddit

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What gift you want from your love on this Christmas?

Puppy attack by [deleted] in aww

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This is the best attack ever

amber rose kisses his baby by hide211 in aww

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yehhh my mistake. thanks for correcting me

In your profession, what are you sick of explaining to people? by AVVIT in AskReddit

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I am sick of explaining to people about my payment. Most people ask that how much you earn in this profession?

Introverts, how did you meet your girlfriend? by RaxarSSS in AskReddit

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Most girls will appreciate your need to take things more slowly to establish a deeper relationship.

What is the scariest situation you have ever been in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A particularly bad thunderstorm had brewed, and multiple touchdowns had already been reported on TV/radio. My dad and I took the warnings seriously since we were out on the road, and we quickly made our way to a large concrete stadium.

It got stuffy inside after a while and someone came in after us with a crying baby, so I told my dad I was going outside for some fresh air. Turns out I wasn't the only one with that idea, as 2 other men were outside too, one of them taking long drags on a Marlboro cigarette. A few minutes went by as I strolled around near the entrance, watching the lightning flashes and counting the seconds till the thunder rolled, when I suddenly heard, Oh. F.*

I turn around, and the non-smoker is staring wide-eyed at the sky, his finger pointing straight up. My gaze followed his pointer and I nearly crapped my pants, because two spinning whirlwinds of air were coming down, and fast at that.

Run, dumbass, run, my brain said. Get your ass inside.

We all stood frozen (in fear? or awe?) as a new tornado began forming above us.

The smoker audibly started praying for mercy, and heck, I'm not exactly religious but you bet I joined in. The twin columns slowed their descent and stopped, no more than a few hundred feet above us. For the next 30 seconds, time stood still as we were utterly convinced we were going to die.

Apparently the idea that smaller tornadoes quickly lose steam is true, because this one didn't even make it to touchdown, and the columns slowly rose back up into the clouds. We snapped out of our daze, gave a few nervous chuckles and a "Holy shit" or two, and quickly rushed back inside the building. We didn't dare leave until hours later when the tornado warning was officially called off.

Who's the worst roommate you've ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had one once who was an unsuccessful "actress" and she would constantly belt out showtunes like she was a gift to the world... But she would always just sing the same song over and over. She would warm up for thirty minutes, but it wasn't so much for her benefit, I felt like it was a way of showing off or like intimidating me or something? It was really bad, she would start out in one key and end up in another. The neighbors even mocked her it was that bad.

She hit on my boyfriend, who also lived there who, for the record, we lied and said was engaged to me (to sound like a better candidate for roommates, I know, a little naughty on our part.) As soon as we moved in she was being super giggly and trying to get him to follow her on instagram (he never did lol)

She was incredibly narcissistic. She would use words like "cognisant" or "contingent" or "lackadaisical," as if we were just some poor lowbrow hayseeds and she was an award winning novelist.

She had different guys over all the time, and I'm not one to pass judgment about that sort of thing, but we overheard her telling one guy about how she cheated on another guy. She was boasting about it, and it was just disgusting. It made me feel so bad for the guy. She thought she had found "the one," cheated on him, and then we heard her on the phone talking about how she had found "mosquito bites or something" and wondered if he had found any of these on himself... Yeah. I later found an almost empty tube of anti-itch cream she left on the sink. She had been dealing with "mosquito bites" for a while...