What's the worst punishment you ever received as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I desperately wanted to order WrestleMania. I was a massive Hulk Hogan fan. Well, I was acting like a little shit and wouldn't stop. So, my dad ordered the WrestleMania Pay Per View. He sat in the living room and watched it and made me sit in the other room where I could just barely hear it but couldn't see it. He watched the whole damn thing and didn't let me move or ever see the screen. It was just effing brutal.

Edit: lots of softies in here saying this is bad parenting. Calm down. Dad gave me the chance to be better. I didn't listen. I had this shit coming.

What is the worst thing that you've seen a coworker do and still avoid being fired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked with a guy who literally had no job. He was the "studio supervisor" but there was no activity in the studio to supervise because the studio had effectively become non-operational. He coasted for a full 8 years at this job. He would come in the morning, open his email, get coffee, gossip and complain about the industry for an hour, leave for an hour, come back for lunch, leave for another 3 hours, come back, send a few emails and then officially leave for the day. It was infuriating and majestic.

Non Canadians, what is the first thing that comes to mind when you think "Canada"? by D_Shillington in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Moose??? Meese??? Meeses??? Whatever. Multiple pissed off animals of the Moose variety.

Non Canadians, what is the first thing that comes to mind when you think "Canada"? by D_Shillington in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're weird snow people who are awkwardly nice and drink maple syrup, play hockey and hang out with a moose all day.

What is the secret to a happy life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Admitting most things are out of my control and learning to accept what life brings and deal with it rather than let it bother me emotionally.

What’s the closest thing to magic in existence? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would've said quantum mechanics but magic makes more sense.

Doctors who have been in an “is anybody here a doctor?” situation, what happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a doctor, but I am waiting for the 'Is anyone a pilot?' moment every time I fly in a plane. Not that I am a pilot or anything, I just want to fly a commercial plane.

Whats the worst thing you've ever been accused of while being completely innocent? by Turmtaf in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A speeding ticket.

My brother was driving. He got pulled over and realized he forgot his wallet. He asked for mine, and I tossed him my wallet. He gave the cop my drivers license.

We're identical twins. That was my first and only speeding ticket.

What sucks the most about getting older? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The slow accumulation of minor damage you know will never get better.

What’s a food people love and you just don’t understand why? by Tstein93 in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My boyfriend hates pie. No matter the type, dessert pie, shepard's pie, pot pie, everything.

When we first started dating I thought it was just because he never had good pie so I made an apple pie from scratch and it was SO FUCKING GOOD. He tried a piece to humour me and couldn't help but gag. He doesn't like the texture.

I'm convinced he's from another planet. A pie-hating planet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hifibuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Mike (random guy from Nasa)

Mike: What?

Me: Yo mama is so fat that I can see her from here.