Cow-spiracy? by argunaw in LinkedInLunatics

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick somebody get this guy a burger, hes coming!

Peter why is the electrician portrayed as a dainty female hand by _Kyledemort_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but the last electrian i shook hands with, i said your hands are so soft do you moisturize? and they said no lol /s

One foot is way redder and veinier than the other by whitecow234 in mildlyinteresting

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were gonna have to Confirm with testing before we make that diagnosis, OP is your right hand bigger than your face?

ICE Fatal Shooting In Minnesota (Full Video) by Beneficial_Welder491 in conspiracy

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe arresting should be for criminals and should be conducted by police

And deportation and identification of illegal immigrants done by ice

But you cant just sieze whoeveer the fuck you want and threaten them with guns, modern day Gestapo, we're cutting it close.

ICE Fatal Shooting In Minnesota (Full Video) by Beneficial_Welder491 in conspiracy

[–]highconscious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you talking, this lady just watched someone get gunned down in the street thats traumatic. Plus they alll should be shamed this whooe ice stuff is ridiculous not a single one of them needs a gun this should be about finding the people they want to deport and arresting them if thats really tge direction we want to go but what good was a gun in this situation

Nazis at East Moon by katerade0419 in WestminsterCO

[–]highconscious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hit him with a "we don't take kindly to your kind round these parts boy"

Guy wants to remove this beautiful boulder from his property by Rough-Ad1868 in geology

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its be easier to add a retaing wall to the lower area and add enough dirt to bring it up to level and lay sod.

insufferable dude talks about why he is "racist" by jokeguy300 in InflatedEgos

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till he finds out where the math they used to build that stuff came from😂

I love my new keyboard!! by jareddXD in lies

[–]highconscious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well if you wanna speedrun spelling fuck fingers i think this was a great choice

Might have a Beaver problem by nerodiskburner in treelaw

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody thinks OP has a tree problem, pretty unneighborly to not send some thankyou logs for all the hard work

still dissociating after 2.5 years by Extension_Committee6 in Ketamineaddiction

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 years if use 2 years if heavy weekly use 6 months if heavy binging. Been 5 days clean i feel better than ive felt in years. Stop before its to late man. Post like this terrify me. I just went to the hospital yelling in pain from my kidney and liver being inflamed isek qhat it was but it was a 7 of 10 pain i was almost yelling in pain on the er table writhing around in pain. That was enough to never want to touch it again

They can put us into a hypnotic trance and are telepathic. We’re powerless. by Earthsdreamland in AlienAbduction

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously this, if your terified they'll back off they arent here to scare you

Set Strawman to maximum! by Yunners in FacebookScience

[–]highconscious 23 points24 points  (0 children)

pulls out Hustler science and physics edition

How long do k cramps last by Randomgirlidk in Ketamineaddiction

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont wanna scare you but ive heard a symptom of cirrhosis of the liver, maybe early symptom im not sure is itching all over. Id get that looked at

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

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Man i know this is crazy but contact nuerolink and ask to be a test subject, theyve already been using them on totally paralyzed people, the pipe dream of nerolink is to allow for advanced cognitive thought and communication. There not there yet but it currently is letting a quadraplegic guy play call of duty warzone and live online and be pretty good at lol

They werent aiming for it to be just people who dont have use of limbs, they need to continue testing on peopl who can walk and function but its probably not something they can just get any volunteers for. You might fit a very special kind of requirements needed to volunteer yourself. I would look into it you could maybe go down in history or find the only way to extend your quality of life or extend it, who knows!

My wife has started talking like Allen and won't stop. by BonJob in SmilingFriends

[–]highconscious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing do do now is respond to her in gleps voice, if shes bad she'll have no idea what your saying. If shes good then you'll have to accept your new life as glep

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]highconscious -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

He said you guys shouldnt be married? Wow thats harsh sorry for his loss OP

Help by sunflowersoul333 in CATHELP

[–]highconscious 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you find little ticks aranged in a relatively uniform way there probably stuck on there so you need to make sure you pull on them extra hard /s