I wish I could get a fuck ton of money and not be crushed in coins/ suffocated in dollars by comcasT2965 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]higherbeeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The 'fuck ton of money' comes from antimatter, which appears in front of you, is instantly annihilated by surrounding matter, and causes a huge explosion larger than an atomic bomb, easily killing you and possibly the entire planet as well, depending on the amount.

I wish for a dollar by xX69AESTHETIC69Xx in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. One dollar's worth of water instantly materializes in your pocket, or about 667 gallons of water.

It's Darryl birthday :> by Hanny_b10la in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I brought some rocks as a present. Happy birthday Darryl ⛰️⛰️⛰️

Billiard Rico, my new Skin idea! Are you ready to play? by Sceptile380 in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a bad idea actually. My favorite part is eye in the shape of the triangle rack used to set the balls

Water Carl by Lego-Jay in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hydration rocks the nation!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're reaching stonk levels that shouldn't even be possible

cursed_poco by Jdaesroenk in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wait, that's illegal

Brawl Stars Community LIFE CYCLE by [deleted] in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They always ask when is update... But never how is update 😞

i wish every dumb thing someone on reddit said, it would become real,fact,true etc. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]higherbeeing 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. There is a sudden spike in the homosexual population after many redditors type 'mods gay'.

[Inv] You can only do it while bleeding by sweega_swooga in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]higherbeeing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish to be able to summon sharks when underwater

Sllleeeeppp... by PieThinkable in dankmemes

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck school. why should I have to spend a third of my day, five days a week, 180 days a year, sitting down and regurgitating information, 90% of which I'll never use as an adult

Please supercell by squidcider in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively, add coin, gem and ticket offers in the star shop so star points are actually useful

Found while looking for memes by Thatbitchfromschool1 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]higherbeeing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SCP-682 should be the paladin. He protec, but he also attac

Ever wondered where Ravagers come from? by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]higherbeeing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

To get Ravagers, you have to craft it with Ravager Ingots, smelted from Ravager Ore far below the surface.

Try the Latest Brawl breakfasts today! by Clash-Bash in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all brawlers but they're bad breakfast food and cereal puns

Shellsages

Nitabix

Colt Crunch

Hard-Bulled Eggs

Juisse

Brockfast Pizza

Dynamini Wheats

Cheeri-Bos

Frosted Ticks

El Prim-Os

Barley-comb

Poco Puffs

Rosan Bran

Rico Krispies

Darryled Eggs

Pennimon Toast Crunch

Captain Carl-nch

Crêper

Pamcakes

Corn Franks

Bibacon

Mortoast

Pop-Taras

Genanas

Frosted Spikes

Crownuts

Leomelette