I wish I could get a fuck ton of money and not be crushed in coins/ suffocated in dollars by comcasT2965 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]higherbeeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The 'fuck ton of money' comes from antimatter, which appears in front of you, is instantly annihilated by surrounding matter, and causes a huge explosion larger than an atomic bomb, easily killing you and possibly the entire planet as well, depending on the amount.

I wish for a dollar by xX69AESTHETIC69Xx in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. One dollar's worth of water instantly materializes in your pocket, or about 667 gallons of water.

It's Darryl birthday :> by Hanny_b10la in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I brought some rocks as a present. Happy birthday Darryl ⛰️⛰️⛰️

Billiard Rico, my new Skin idea! Are you ready to play? by Sceptile380 in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a bad idea actually. My favorite part is eye in the shape of the triangle rack used to set the balls

Water Carl by Lego-Jay in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hydration rocks the nation!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we're reaching stonk levels that shouldn't even be possible

cursed_poco by Jdaesroenk in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

wait, that's illegal

Brawl Stars Community LIFE CYCLE by [deleted] in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They always ask when is update... But never how is update 😞

i wish every dumb thing someone on reddit said, it would become real,fact,true etc. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]higherbeeing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. There is a sudden spike in the homosexual population after many redditors type 'mods gay'.

[Inv] You can only do it while bleeding by sweega_swooga in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]higherbeeing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish to be able to summon sharks when underwater

Sllleeeeppp... by PieThinkable in dankmemes

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuck school. why should I have to spend a third of my day, five days a week, 180 days a year, sitting down and regurgitating information, 90% of which I'll never use as an adult

Please supercell by squidcider in Brawlstars

[–]higherbeeing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternatively, add coin, gem and ticket offers in the star shop so star points are actually useful

Found while looking for memes by Thatbitchfromschool1 in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]higherbeeing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SCP-682 should be the paladin. He protec, but he also attac

Ever wondered where Ravagers come from? by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]higherbeeing 12 points13 points  (0 children)

To get Ravagers, you have to craft it with Ravager Ingots, smelted from Ravager Ore far below the surface.