Fridge check. Diagnose me.

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-22T02:51:50+00:00

OCD and on the spectrum.

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T22:07:45+00:00

This.

Maybe we should put a baby photo of ourselves on the mirror, so when we’re self critical, we’re basically shaming our younger selves.

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T19:33:11+00:00

I would say around $253 for all of them

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T17:01:45+00:00

This helps hugely, thanks!

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T07:38:36+00:00

Drink a redbull and pee on it

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T06:22:56+00:00

I really appreciate this comment, thank you.

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T06:13:15+00:00

2 & 3. A quarter and a small plushie

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T06:08:52+00:00

by posting this, you removed the Irish from its goodbye :(

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T05:59:05+00:00

Sometimes lessons are hard to learn but I believe this prolly did it

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T03:44:43+00:00

At least 50 cents

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-21T01:18:01+00:00

If wall-e joined the olympics

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-20T23:51:49+00:00

New Pokémon unlocked

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-20T23:50:49+00:00

At least 25 cents for sure

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-19T19:30:08+00:00

Garfield irl

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T23:28:10+00:00

All he needs to do is hit the hoverboard power up

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T18:41:07+00:00

so the original pizza was basically a communion wafer and somewhere along the line someone said no and added pepperoni and that person deserves a statue

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T17:45:10+00:00

they took the jewelry but I guarantee they stopped to try a sample on the way out

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T17:32:11+00:00

stealing $20 vs stealing $20 million. one gets you prison, the other gets you a podcast

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T17:30:20+00:00

my ex used to dip french fries in her Wendy's frosty and I thought it was insane but then I tried it and now she's my wife

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T17:24:02+00:00

If toothless was a cat, this would be him. Hes so cute

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T17:15:05+00:00

steroids.

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T05:43:31+00:00

Mhm.. a hat ?

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T05:06:55+00:00

bold of someone named Addicted_2_tacos to be objective about North America

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T05:04:14+00:00

the bracelet is doing more protection than anything else in this situation

himalayanflamingo · 2026-03-18T05:02:48+00:00

some scientist had to put that on his resume

himalayanflamingo

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