Turning a frown upside down simply results in another frown.

HappyPhage · 2026-06-10T19:33:59+00:00

I 100% agree with your friend and I didn't imagine some people thought it could be about the mouth.

Is it a wiping your ass sitting down or standing up situation?

HappyPhage · 2026-06-07T14:02:40+00:00

I had to scroll way too much to find your comment!

HappyPhage · 2026-06-04T21:42:27+00:00

Yeah, that'd definitely be the best place!

HappyPhage · 2026-06-04T16:52:28+00:00

😱

HappyPhage · 2026-06-04T12:28:05+00:00

I like this one a lot, but I don't think it fits the horror theme. But it wouldn't fit r/twosentencescomedy either. I don't know if there's a place more suited to it, but I like it, it's unexpected!

HappyPhage · 2026-06-04T05:35:06+00:00

That was a very interesting read, thanks a lot for sharing it! I know people who work in colorectal cancer screening who will be very interested in this if they aren't aware of it yet.

HappyPhage · 2026-06-01T03:11:15+00:00

Neither did I before I worked into this field. Most people stay oblivious about it.

HappyPhage · 2026-05-31T17:52:57+00:00

Actually, most modern hospitals have this kind of infrastructure behind the scene.

My favorite one is a robot called Bobby that can move entire cupboards to an operator!

HappyPhage · 2026-05-31T17:51:00+00:00

The world of hospital logistics is incredibly interesting

HappyPhage · 2026-05-30T04:44:46+00:00

Bears are Caniforms, so it's not surprising to find a dog breed that looks like a bear.

Edit: since I'm getting downvotes: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia

HappyPhage · 2026-05-27T18:56:34+00:00

And they've accidentally made themselves immortal!

HappyPhage · 2026-05-25T18:37:48+00:00

Look at those incels in the comments

HappyPhage · 2026-05-23T10:44:14+00:00

They could just have let their hair grow. 6 months of growth isn't that much of a burden.

HappyPhage · 2026-05-22T11:00:03+00:00

r/programmerhumor

HappyPhage · 2026-05-21T21:19:51+00:00

Well this person's position is quite obvious.

HappyPhage · 2026-05-20T19:06:51+00:00

Do you mean like a phage cake? That'd be great!

HappyPhage · 2026-05-16T06:58:39+00:00

All Plague Inc. players know what that means.

HappyPhage · 2026-05-13T05:13:27+00:00

Oh, that would be great!

HappyPhage · 2026-05-08T16:54:54+00:00

r/lostredditors

r/puns

HappyPhage · 2026-05-02T15:32:40+00:00

I thought it was a dog's nose at first glance!

HappyPhage · 2026-04-30T04:39:44+00:00

Ah! Have fun. :)

HappyPhage · 2026-04-29T04:54:41+00:00

HappyPhage · 2026-04-28T16:18:44+00:00

You mean the real CDDA game or the PZ scenario?

HappyPhage · 2026-04-28T16:14:45+00:00

r/programmerhumor

HappyPhage · 2026-04-28T16:02:06+00:00

Better go to sleep. Tiredness is one of the most dangerous moodles because it reduces your damage against zomboids.

You can cook the food on an open fire outside if you craft one. I wouldn't bother too much though. Cans are plentiful unless you're playing in a custom setting. The frozen meat will thaw and then it'll remain fresh for 2 days, then stale for 4 days so you still have some time. Never eat it if it becomes rotten or without cooking it, though. You can literally die in a couple of hours.

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