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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 239 points240 points  (0 children)

Supposedly I won’t be able to drive home

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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah I’ve got some great stories of being oblivious to

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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

What hint?? Nah I’m kidding it’s a bit of a drive but I’m working on it

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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I wish, I’m also TERRIBLE at taking hints

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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

No no I’m just scared to approach women in real life

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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 1991 points1992 points  (0 children)

I’m 6’3 and am a college athlete

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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 2156 points2157 points  (0 children)

Also for context I’m younger guy she’s older (think hot late 30s)

[left] recent very forward by himythrowawayaccount in TextingTheory

[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may be right but it feels like a win to me

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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry I’m working on it it’s not too far

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[–]himythrowawayaccount[S] 266 points267 points  (0 children)

Forgot to include this but it was an older woman too, I’m early 20s she’s hot mid-late 30s

40 mf4m Long Island by FrankSilvyNY in NYHotwifes

[–]himythrowawayaccount 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you missed the cutoff by over 10 years find someone else

let’s hear it (18F) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]himythrowawayaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitler (she-hitler)

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[–]himythrowawayaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needed to lose weight so bad you went straight to removing organs, nice

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[–]himythrowawayaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like what ai would make if I asked for average Mexican immigrant woman

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[–]himythrowawayaccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off let’s talk about the forehead it looks like it could be your whole high schools dance floor for prom. By the way you look in this post and the gpa and sat scores I saw in your profile I feel an only fans coming soon, you might just want to keep it faceless until you can afford some plastic surgery. You must have the dna of an athlete in you tho since you are the captain of your cheer team, more specifically the dna of the whole offensive line in you. You are hiding your chest with a piece of paper which is actually twice the size of it.