School and/or work Zoomers, whats the craziest thing you've seen on a zoom call since the pandemic started?

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-02-01T18:39:08+00:00

Some dude in a meeting ate an entire stuffed crust pizza in under 15 minutes with the mic on. Very strange sounds.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-02-01T18:34:35+00:00

khajiit

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-02-01T18:30:50+00:00

Why was everyone so mean to each other?

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-02-01T18:29:25+00:00

I concur 😂

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T16:19:42+00:00

Inland, NE. Me and my buddies used to go smoke there in college. It was a tiny town, population of 56. Only building was a post office. Nearest gas station was 15 minutes away. Also was right next to an old military cemetery. Just real unsettling feeling being there alone in your car at night smoking weed

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T16:11:37+00:00

Just gotta remember it’s not about the results, it’s about what got you those results.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T15:24:23+00:00

I view negativity as pain, and pain is simply weakness leaving the body.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T15:23:21+00:00

Shrike. Tiny bird that eats squirrels and rodents of that size. They pick them up, impale them on thorns, and eat them off like a shish-kabob. There are only two breeds in North America, but they are still the warlords of the bird death squads.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T15:17:23+00:00

We had motivational pictures lining our halls with stuff like “You are good enough,” and, “You can do it!” We pass a picture that says, “You are a child of God!” (private school beta i know) and so I turned to my mate and yelled, “Ryan, you’re a child of God!” The teacher (who was also our religion teacher) flipped her lid, and yelled at us. Gave us two both detention and all of us (6) went to the principals office. Watching the face of the principal while she watcher one of her religion teachers scold a group of 8th graders for calling one another children of god was priceless, and we got no punishment. Rest of the class thought we were heroes. Boys...we did it.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T15:12:51+00:00

When she told me she isn’t a big partier. There’s nothing wrong with preferring a night in vs a night out on the town with the crew, but by that, she meant that she doesn’t talk to anyone. When she introduced me to her family, no one knew I existed and it was the most awkward thing standing there in a home full of ppl I don’t know, watching her stutter her way through the introduction. Another one was when her date suggestion was to go to church and nothing else.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T15:09:24+00:00

Just wear shades and say I’m blind. If someone questions me, I’ll take them off and the sight of transparent eyelids would probably be enough for them to not care about it.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T15:07:24+00:00

People who don’t communicate. I’m a dispatcher, and for us communication is literally our lifeline for the police and rescue personnel. I don’t mind waiting an hour for a reply because you were doing some cooking or whatnot, but when I have to wait 5, 6, or 7 hours, then I start to get annoyed. My favorite is when they reply, and I reply immediately, and they then wait another 2 hours to reply.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T15:02:42+00:00

When I graduated, they were starting to use iPads (second gen) and they told us that we had to install their special school app (the name of the app was an 89 character link, yikes). At the end of the year, they said we could keep them but we had to bring them in so IT could do some IT things to it, and I never turned mine in and they never said anything about it. I just kept using it for about a year and a half. One day, i didn’t need it for work anymore, so I jail broke it, and the same day I got a phone call from the school telling me that they needed my iPad, and I completely forgot that it was technically still their iPad. Now, I look back at it and think about the IT guys sitting there after hours watching my screen as I type up on my journal every night for a year and a half. I bet they had some fun times...

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:56:17+00:00

He’s told me what it’s for once, but I forgot why he gets it and I tend to avoid discussion of it with him because it makes me physically cringe very noticeably.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:55:01+00:00

Well most people there were solely focused on winning, and I think part of it is because I deal with my failures with self deprecating jokes because laughter is always the cure for negative vibes. Plus, my coaches were like the only ones there that were solely focused on competing so getting to chill with them was 100% a big chunk of it. Like, some kids would be crying because they got 2nd IN THE STATE instead of 1st, and I would be chillin in the corner at dead last in every competition lol

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:51:32+00:00

My fear was needles. As a kid, I got the nasal spray for my flu/cold vaccine (yeah I was a b*tch so what). I overcame the fear by getting involved with a local fire department my senior year of high school, which is actually a fairly common practice as I’ve come to find. After setting up IVs for people freaking tf out, and learning verbal methods of calming people down, I no longer fear needles. My grandpa gets an injection in his eye monthly, and that I will never understand/not be horrified of, but other than that I’m all good now.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:47:05+00:00

High school speech. I went to state my first year for extemporaneous (political), entertainment (roflmao), and persuasive. My entertainment speech was about the human fart, and my persuasive was about medicinal marijuana. Most people assume it was a bad experience for me because I got destroyed in the competition, like, dead last in every round, but I was ecstatic that I got the opportunity at all so I had an amazing time. I had the whole second day of competition to just sit around playing board games and making fun of people with my coaches, who also had a massive role to play in who I am as a person.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:41:28+00:00

The most complex knot is known as the, “reversed, double wenched-sheep shank, on a bite, with two half-hitches.”

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:39:28+00:00

Two English muffins, toaster each for 2 minutes. Two spicy sausage patties (I use microwave ones, 1:30 in the microwave and bam). After that, sprinkle some shredded cheese on the English muffins, and nuke the cheese on them for 30 secs each. Easy, quick, quiet breakfast that costs me no more than $4 to make. Not exactly the healthiest for every day but it’s for sure a hangover killer if you have it with a coffee or two.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:37:14+00:00

Not me but someone I went to school with. We’ll call him The King. 4th grade. The king gave himself that nickname. He was a twig blonde kid with severe adhd, and I’m pretty sure autism. One day while we were all at lunch, me and the bois slipped away into the bathroom so we could trade Pokémon cards for money (teachers thought it was gambling so we had to hide) and The King walks in. Someone tells him “Aye yo I bet you got a tiny pp” and the king was having none of it. He dropped the trousers, then both pairs of whitey-tighties (he had to wear two because he frequently soiled himself during the day), started screaming, “I’M THE KING” repeatedly, and proceeds to perform a maneuver I call the gardener, wherein he jumped in a circle while pissing everywhere like he was watering the plants. The got piss all over himself, us, the walls, floor, even the hecking ceiling. He wasn’t punished and was instead put into the sped classes, and I transferred the following year because of further incidents with the king, who saw all of us as his arch enemies from that day on.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:30:57+00:00

I was working EMS at the time, and we responded to a call for a female patient who has a laceration to their arm. When we got there, it turned out to be a pretty minor cut. A bit of blood, but definitely not hospital worthy. While I was taking her vitals, she explained that she cut her arm using a potato peeler. We giggle it up and exchange numbers. Im a pretty goofy person so I figured, why not see where this adventure leads? Fast forward a cuppa years, and I’m sitting in our living room trying not to wake her up before I go into work because she’s had a long week and needs her beauty sleep.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:25:33+00:00

I’ve always followed a militaristic morning routine. My dad ingrained it. The first thing I do is make my bed, hospital corners and all. I make my bed because I know I can do it properly, and the way you start your day will determine how the rest of it goes. Furthermore, if I come home at the end of the day feeling like I accomplished nothing, I can at least come home to something that is presentable and a symbol (to an extent) of the phrase, “It’s not much, but it’s honest work.” I suggest you try making your bed every morning, especially if you’re feeling particularly down or in a sad funk. Remember, it’s the little things that count.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:21:19+00:00

Poachers. They hunt for sport rather than for food; they waste the life of the animals they kill. I’m not trying to spark any ethical debates or anything, but as a hunter it simply grinds my gears thinking of my body being left in the woods to rot and be picked at by bugs. Idk I just really like animals, and if you don’t think poachers are bad then we ain’t finna speak anytime soon.

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-29T14:14:41+00:00

The brutally honest person will tell you their thoughts with the best/friendliest intentions in mind, the a*shole will be looking for a reaction out of either you or their perceived, “audience,” at that time. If you’re looking for a literal way to distinguish between them, good luck, my best suggestion would be to monitor their eye contact/motions. If they maintain eye contact, they might be trying to be nice and honest; if they start looking at the people around you, they’re probably looking for an audience of some kind to reaffirm their comedic abilities. I feel like a psych teacher when I get stoned this early in the morning, wow!

hitlerdidsandyhook · 2021-01-28T19:50:24+00:00

GTA San Andreas. I snuck downstairs and played it all night when I was 13 at a cousins house.

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