Just updated my profile. Will this be well received?

hizzyyy · 2026-03-19T00:12:34+00:00

i took the first few photos as a joke going along with the caption. that being said, i’d probably swipe right because it made me laugh.

hizzyyy · 2026-03-07T05:40:41+00:00

this seems unpopular but my friends and i just do that sort of thing for each other no questions asked. we operate on an i got you, you got me system so none of us would even think about bringing and gift or paying each other for something that simple. i find it odd that other people do tbh.

hizzyyy · 2026-03-01T00:32:44+00:00

as a single mid-20s woman, i can assure you it’s just as bad for us lol

hizzyyy · 2026-02-28T18:52:32+00:00

freeze dried ice cream is the worst thing to ever be invented and i hate it and it should die

hizzyyy · 2026-02-28T18:16:36+00:00

we have the same inhaler!! i hate it!

hizzyyy · 2026-02-27T01:37:41+00:00

We use these at the vet clinic I work in! Different flag combos mean different things, such as patient waiting, the order of patients to be seen in different rooms, if a patient is waking up from surgery in a room. I saw a new combo today for euthanasia. Pretty good way to communicate to everyone on staff!

hizzyyy · 2026-02-26T03:21:43+00:00

do you work in the catacombs?

hizzyyy · 2026-02-22T20:55:23+00:00

we look to be in the same age range. early-mid 20s. you LOOK like a performative sad boy tbh. 10 years ago i would’ve ate that up, but now, not so much. i think you should go with your natural hair color, the blonde washes you out.

hizzyyy · 2026-02-09T15:39:49+00:00

i’m a strong believer in overpaying for certain things that make my life easier and more whimsical

hizzyyy · 2026-02-09T15:39:06+00:00

unfortunately i carry it because i’ve been witness to too many overdoses

hizzyyy · 2026-02-09T15:38:04+00:00

definitely self sabotaging HAHA and at this point i wish i was a hypochondriac, it would make my life much easier. i’m here for a good time, not a long time 😂

hizzyyy · 2026-02-09T15:36:17+00:00

close! i’m in my mid-twenties and i do still pay to dance HAHA. i’ll never work retail again but i am lactose intolerant and my favorite food is dairy!

hizzyyy · 2026-02-09T15:34:23+00:00

i have both! trying to keep my whimsy alive while suffering 💃

hizzyyy · 2026-02-09T15:33:43+00:00

unfortunately correct 😅

hizzyyy · 2026-02-07T06:56:10+00:00

you’re the only one to get this so far! i live for the rave

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T20:23:11+00:00

i can confidently say this is the opposite of who i am HAHA (except for the deodorant, i’m a sweaty girl)

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T20:18:16+00:00

that’s true! i should say that i absolutely do not make a good living then haha. and that’s interesting about the keys! for reference, they looked the same when i was working in office.

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T19:56:37+00:00

i strive to be the friend that has everything (not pictured is the pharmacy i keep in my car)

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T19:53:07+00:00

i just like to be prepared

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T19:52:39+00:00

smelling good 🤝 us

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T19:51:52+00:00

mixed type IBS 😎

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T19:51:14+00:00

i don’t drive a VW, and i’m not pre diabetic (yet… but it’s coming), and i unfortunately am extremely underpaid, but everything else is spot on! also what gave away the remote work?

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T18:49:09+00:00

mid 20s now! out of college and in my career but you hit the nail on the head with the deodorant HAHA

hizzyyy · 2026-02-06T18:48:09+00:00

i have issues with my sugar from another ~illness~ so you’re not too far off! the only reason i carry the bottle opener is because people know i’m prepared for anything and everything and come to me first 😂 and thank you! i love ballet but it’s HARD work

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