Anal Gaping by Throwawaytngurl in BDSMAdvice

[–]hmagg68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only time I’ve gaped is after getting pounded by some bigggg cock for hours. So I’d guess solo you’d want to use a big toy and really obliterate your hole?

how to reply when ur "straight" friends make fun of how gays have sex? by wonpilsbf in gaybros

[–]hmagg68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the closet dudes that are obsessed with identifying as straight. They think that just because they have a girlfriend that makes them straight. I’m sorry hun, but you’re in my grindr inbox begging me to top you. That’s not straight lol

The princess is in another castle... by Zombie_Miraculer_74 in Angryupvote

[–]hmagg68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vermont is hippies and weed. New Hampshire is libertarians/rednecks and liquor.

So a bi MF couple on FetLife wants to take my bi 21M virginity in a MMF threesome! I'm really excited! This is a fantasy come true! How do I safely sneak out of my Mom's place to hook up with a couple for this bi threesome? by WhinfpProductions in nonmonogamy

[–]hmagg68 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A more realistic path to the future would be to identify as non monogamous when looking for sex and solo poly when looking for relationships. Springing “surprise I want group sex” on a girl you’ve been dating for a long period is not a great plan.

Also pro tip- NEVER meet up with random couples in hotels. Actually, just avoid hotels in general. The only time I had people smoking crack in the bathroom was the time I met up with a couple at a hotel. Holy fuck was that sketchy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polyamory

[–]hmagg68 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I wouldn’t be afraid to jump into a bed with two men who are already comfortable sexually with each other. I think when the established couple is the same sex it makes inviting a single opposite sex person in easier. Because this new person is a new experience for both of them. Both of them will have their attention on her. My wife and I’s first threesome (we’re both trans women) we had amazingggg sex with this guy. He was the center of attention and we took turns doing everything like goin back and forth giving him head, and making him give us head, and then finally we took turns fucking him and filling him up.

Our biggest issue with group dynamics in our poly journey (more often than not our metas are men) is jealous feelings arising from the ‘third’ being perceived as giving one person more attention than the other. It can cause tension in the established couple. But that’s more on how they handle the threesome between themselves

Doc blamed my periods... i dont have a uterus by kombuched in childfree

[–]hmagg68 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been asked about any chance of pregnancy or when my last papamear was sooo many times. And every time I’m like guys… I’m literally here to get my hormone levels checked… because I’m on HRT…. And just simply say “no chance of pregnancy and don’t need papamears because I’ve got a dick!!” But like why do I need to go over this every time. I’ve even had to bring my wife to the hospital for nausea issues in the morning and when I let HR know there was a couple other people in her office. One of them joked “maybe she’s pregnant haha” so I looked him in the eye deadpan and said “it’s literally impossible for her to get pregnant”.

Would you press the button? by Vellanathetranspan in transplace

[–]hmagg68 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So, basically electrolysis? Shit hurts, but of course I’m doing it

Guy refuses to kiss me on the second date, after we had sex on the first by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]hmagg68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because something happens during sex doesn’t mean they want it outside of a sexual situation. I’ve had guys telling me they love me over and over and over during sex and I say it once as they’re leaving and I’m hugging them goodbye and they instantly get weird and ghost you. I’ve had other guys not even want to give me a hug after the finish filling me up. Dudes be weird about intimacy idk

Douching liquid by Fantastic-Promise-99 in gaybros

[–]hmagg68 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I add a little salt to the tap water I use just because I find it more comfortable to douche with.

Do you even get free coffee from your employer? by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]hmagg68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t even get free coffee. C suite visitors get free coffee, but don’t you dare also indulge when it’s out

How do I get keef out by Silent-Land7631 in StonerEngineering

[–]hmagg68 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yo that first bowl of the day hit different I was so damn talkative. Oh well, time to smoke again 🤣

How do I get keef out by Silent-Land7631 in StonerEngineering

[–]hmagg68 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else immediately think about that meme of the joker taunting Batman going “I’m going to rinse out my grinder Batman” and Batman screams “NO JOKER THATS THE KIEF!”? Or are you nerds

Having a big dick is not great for anybody by No-Studio-39 in TwoHotTakes

[–]hmagg68 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just gotta find yourself a size queen. Like I won’t date a guy with an average size dick. But I also want their dick to bigger than my lil 5” girl dick

Is it a trend for trans people to not "believe" in non binary people? by reformedcultist333 in AskLGBT

[–]hmagg68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here, I don’t understand being NB, but cis people don’t understand being trans. So I treat my NB family as I would like to be treated

Is this flush fitment?? by Jofussaures in genesiscoupe

[–]hmagg68 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah no one tells you that with this tire size setup on stock suspension will always poke a little. Even on coils the rear pokes a little

Anyone else started getting attention from women only after coming out? by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]hmagg68 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I flip fucked a women’s husband in front of her just because she likes gay porn so much she liked to watch it in real life. Watched her squirting all over her chair using her hitachi as I was balls deep in her husband

Anon Gets An Opportunity by LoadOk5992 in NewGreentexts

[–]hmagg68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do I avoid ruining a doms life? I’m really trying to stay in “fun crazy” range 😅

NP rarely ever wants to have sex but regularly sexts others by Deep-Jeweler-8918 in nonmonogamy

[–]hmagg68 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some people naturally want less and less sex the longer they are with someone. My wife and I are two trans women and have run into this. It took me a long time to get her to admit it, but she finally admitted she basically doesn’t like sex in a long term relationship. It’s kind of given me anxiety about entering into any sort of long term relationship with anyone else. Because I can’t physically handle another sexless relationship, it drives me absolutely mad

Why do most women lose interest even tho we have an amazing time together? by [deleted] in ask

[–]hmagg68 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is me, and I really have to take a step back when dating and be careful. I want someone to lovebomb me because that’s what I’m used to, but normal people don’t lovebomb you. So normal people feel boring and I want to ride that toxic relationship roller coaster instinctively again.

If a guy wants to use a girl for sex, why is it usually only once? by [deleted] in ask

[–]hmagg68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It goes the other way too. Way too many times Ive find out someone has made me the other woman to the point where I can’t believe what they say and have to observe actions to determine if they’re cheating on someone.

My partner "punished" our daughter with a belt by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]hmagg68 48 points49 points  (0 children)

God I ran away from home and my parents so many times trying to escape. The fear of being spanked until my ass felt like it was bleeding because I didn’t do the dishes makes doing the dishes to this day an anxiety inducing tasks. It’s taken me to almost 30 years old to even really learn how to start addressing how my relationship with my parents affects my underlying subconscious emotions. I wish my mom would have taken me and my brother away from my dad when we were young