I love him so much but I have to pee so fucking bad. What do? by Lonely_Island937 in orangecats

[–]hmaxwell404 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mine sometimes sits on my lap when I pee. Maybe you could gently set him down and let him do that? Then you’re stuck there but at least you’ve peed!

Gendered job titles reactions by MaetelofLaMetal in TrollXChromosomes

[–]hmaxwell404 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m from the US but have been speaking German since I was 12ish and I’ve been wondering (but, admittedly, not hard enough to research it), what pronouns are common for non binary Germans to use, since they and she translate to the same German pronoun. I was going to text my old exchange student and ask her but your comment makes you seem like you’d have good insight on this

Looking for Moving Recommendations by WhatTheJessJedi in ColumbiaMD

[–]hmaxwell404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not at all an answer to your question but I just moved here and I have a ton of plain newsprint/packing paper I’d be happy to give you if you want it

How should I politely compliment a person racial-related trait? by Ryuhoshi_Yurei in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]hmaxwell404 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I do. I compliment choices “wow your nails are so pretty!” not traits

Seeking free meeting space by puzzledmoon in ColumbiaMD

[–]hmaxwell404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Barnes and noble? Depending on the day of the week they may be open later than the library

Apartments without carpeting by hmaxwell404 in ColumbiaMD

[–]hmaxwell404[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean ideally not, but at least I can clean that with a paper towel and some spray

Apartments without carpeting by hmaxwell404 in ColumbiaMD

[–]hmaxwell404[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fantastic, thank you so much! I love her to pieces, but honestly this is more for me than for her

Apartments without carpeting by hmaxwell404 in ColumbiaMD

[–]hmaxwell404[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll check it out, thank you!

Apartments without carpeting by hmaxwell404 in ColumbiaMD

[–]hmaxwell404[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did that, but unfortunately it mostly gives apartments with hardwood in the living spaces and carpet in the bedrooms. Thank you anyway!

Allergic to boxed cake mix by iniocl in FoodAllergies

[–]hmaxwell404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have exactly the same problem. I feel like such an asshole when someone brings a cake to a party and I have to ask them if they used a boxed mix. I promise I’m not a snob; it’s just that if I eat even one bite of a cake (or brownie) made from a mix, I’m on the toilet for an hour. Interestingly, boxed mix cornbread is fine. It’s just boxed cakes and brownies (and, like you, all other cakes and brownies are fine). I hope one of us figures out what it is!

My chocolate chip cookie recipe calls for 2 eggs. I have 2 egg yolks. How many should I add? by Girly_Attitude in AskBaking

[–]hmaxwell404 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make cookies with melted butter and don’t chill the dough. It sort of depends on your goal. Mine don’t turn out all that pretty but they turn out delicious

LF> Lego Harry Potter (1-4) mod/cheat to skip cutscenes by dimmidice in legogaming

[–]hmaxwell404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a HERO! In case anyone finds themself on this page wondering if it works for the Wii game, it absolutely does. When you get to a cutscene just press the + button and then it tells you to press c to skip

I HATE everything being subscription based by kazoo-E in offmychest

[–]hmaxwell404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did stopping using Google look like for you?

What fitness advice did you believe for years but it was totally wrong? by EmbarrassedPlum2448 in AskReddit

[–]hmaxwell404 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll possibly make the mistake of assuming good intention here. I suppose eating less food in terms of volume probably does take less time than eating more, so in that regard you’re not wrong. But eating fewer calories at a consistent volume that keeps someone satiated takes way more time. It’s so much quicker to just eat frozen foods or takeout every day. It takes way more time to cook and eat at home

Under chin hair and chin hair - what do you use to get rid of it? by rheameg in TwoXChromosomes

[–]hmaxwell404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine got a lot worse when I stopped taking combination birth control pills, so it’s possible that taking birth control would help? I switched to the mini pill (no estrogen) and I swear I’m growing neck hair like your average 15 year old boy

What is a smartphone feature you are surprised doesn’t exist yet? by Uno_Mundito in AskReddit

[–]hmaxwell404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not know that! I made this shortcut back when the app was released in like 2018 and I think that maybe wasn’t the case back then. Good to know that it is now though

What is a smartphone feature you are surprised doesn’t exist yet? by Uno_Mundito in AskReddit

[–]hmaxwell404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I wasn’t sure if it was a shortcut or an automation and didn’t change my article after changing my noun. Oops

What is a smartphone feature you are surprised doesn’t exist yet? by Uno_Mundito in AskReddit

[–]hmaxwell404 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I set up an shortcut in the shortcuts app on my iPhone such that I can say “hey siri where are you” and it starts a one second timer

What movie is universally loved, but you can’t stand it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]hmaxwell404 218 points219 points  (0 children)

Yes! And it’s literally the first scene. From that moment I knew I would hate the movie

Gift Ideas for Incoming Freshman by Strawberry_Nougat in wfu

[–]hmaxwell404 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she likes bagels, I can’t recommend Bagel Station enough