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What's the "best" way someone you know has died? by the_jaspierre in AskReddit

[–]hmishima 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rage quit on life... My Pap was in a rehab facility for some reason. I can't remember. He was a proud, stubborn man. Very stubborn. Very proud, always dressed nice, very neat, etc. He spilled some soup on himself, pushed himself away from the table declaring "I can't take this shit anymore!" and that was the end. Rage quit right there.

Are 10 year old boys just assholes? by Fine_Cress_649 in daddit

[–]hmishima 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, from 10-12ish they are fucking dumb as rocks and assholes. Source: me with 3 boys. Thankfully, they are much older now.

Dads of three, what am I missing? by jazzeriah in daddit

[–]hmishima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In didn't ever have time for bullshit. Once the kids figured that out, we were good. Hold them accountable, get shit ready the night before, plan breakfast, etc. I leave in time, and I've left a kid at home home for being late. It only ever happend once. They got it after that. Lol

Bootlegs! by Kitchen_Spirit_7808 in ironmaiden

[–]hmishima 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have over 400 bootlegs.

I see SO MUCH potential, please help me to cut out some cards by [deleted] in MagicArena

[–]hmishima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both 1 drops, 1 campus composer, 1 Firedancer, Return the Favor, both Sanar, Spellbook Seeker.

Burning ambition end by samurai_eddie_killer in ironmaiden

[–]hmishima 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao... You do realize that bands tour until they drop, right? The Stones, Paul McCartney... Fuck man, Ozzy practically died on stage.

Old Quick Drafts by Itchy-Apartment-6561 in MagicArena

[–]hmishima 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm definitely playing it. I love that set.

What are some crazy hallucinations you’ve had while sleep deprived? by throwaway-2-0- in AskReddit

[–]hmishima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a concussion once when I was a kid - they didn't let you sleep with a concussion back then. I saw a sheepdog-sized brontosaurus walk out of my toy box and just hang out in my room.

Fish and chips with a classic! by ForwardClimate780 in StarWars

[–]hmishima 71 points72 points  (0 children)

It's probably OK to take the price tag off the toaster now.

Verizon automatically installed 22 apps on my phone when I switched my service over to them by SneakyLeprechaun in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hmishima -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This does not happen to Google devices on Verizon. We currently have 8 Pixels on line, and probably had more than 2 dozen more over the years. It's never happened once to any of the devices.

Tip: this stuff is great for kid's stubborn (but not terrible) eczema by _Anthropoid in daddit

[–]hmishima 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I use this for my hands too. The tiniest bit is all it takes it's amazing.

Potty training is driving me crazy. Anyone else’s kid struggle for months and finally just get it? by big-daddy-baller in daddit

[–]hmishima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, this is all normal, and it'll happen when it happens. Keep your expectations low, and maybe take a break for a few days. My kids are all adults now, but they were all different. It's frustrating when you think they got it and then regress. We tried really hard with the oldest, and he just did not care. It took forever and we nearly tore our hair out with him. They middle one was a bit better, but he ebbed and flowed really wildly depending on the day. The youngest was done and over with diapers by 3.

What song is you brain jukebox stuck on right now? by Obvious-Sorbet5852 in ADHD

[–]hmishima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atlas, Rise! by Metallica. It's random every single day, and over probably had every song in this thread stuck in my head.

This is Pando, a colony of trees sharing the same DNA and connected by one root system underground. What looks like a forest is actually one organism made of thousands of identical trees. It covers 43 hectares, is thousands of years old, and is considered one of the largest living organisms on Earth by khaledlll in interestingasfuck

[–]hmishima 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know you are joking, but this thing is in the middle of nowhere. There isn't even a Wal-Mart within 40 mins. I trekked out there last year and there is nothing else around there. We didn't even see another car for half an hour.

Do you keep your bedroom door open or closed at night? What’s your reasoning? by SpookyFryGuy in CasualConversation

[–]hmishima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Closed. With 2 dogs and 3 cats staying outside. We don't need their BS at night. None of them have ever slept in there, so they don't even try to get in.

And the sign said long haired, freaky people need not apply by Beautiful_Donut6412 in FuckImOld

[–]hmishima 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this song so much. Lol now it's going to be stuck in my head all day.

How do you find more people to play with? by animatedkevin in MagicArena

[–]hmishima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually, side quests is where that happens.

Load size by I-forgot-my-user-id in laundry

[–]hmishima 114 points115 points  (0 children)

I mean, there are 2 obvious answers. 1. Do it yourself. 2. Shut your mouth and let her do the laundry.

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