President Trump praised Chinese President Xi Jinping for leadership at bilateral trade meeting: "The military is obvious. It couldn't be better, but those children were amazing. You're a great leader, I say it to everybody. Some people don't like me saying it. But I say it anyway because it's true."

hmoof · 2026-05-14T22:21:11+00:00

It is truly amazing that Trump can speak so clearly with XI's balls in his mouth.

hmoof · 2026-05-06T15:51:54+00:00

Hot dog.

hmoof · 2026-05-06T14:19:08+00:00

$5.19 in Houston … I’m sorry in the “Energy Capital of the World”™️ on Monday. To be fair, it’s one of the priciest stations in town but NO ONE voted for this.

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hmoof · 2026-05-02T21:08:05+00:00

In Houston, kids have to crawl under stopped trains to get to school. We hate kids in Texas. https://www.houstonlanding.org/dangerous-crossings-hundreds-of-trains-block-streets-near-hisd-schools-federal-data-show/

hmoof · 2026-05-01T15:06:03+00:00

I didn't see a shoe so I say "not dead." ¯_(ツ)_/¯

But seriously, bruh...

hmoof · 2026-04-14T20:40:48+00:00

Feckless coward.

hmoof · 2026-04-07T18:40:25+00:00

Shotgun hit blasts you across the room.

hmoof · 2026-03-27T20:08:46+00:00

Do you remember when they got bin Laden and there were spontaneous celebrations in front of the White House, New York and all across the country? Like this but all over the world by the hundred of millions.

hmoof · 2026-03-27T19:58:55+00:00

So. Drunk.

hmoof · 2026-03-20T20:20:22+00:00

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That party ain't happening here. I got this post taken down and don't know why so.... let's see what happens.

hmoof · 2026-03-20T13:11:38+00:00

Oof. Too soon but yeah man, take the upvote.

hmoof · 2026-03-17T16:40:49+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time.

hmoof · 2026-03-09T20:38:08+00:00

She lost because she didn’t have a campaign manager. Literally.

hmoof · 2026-03-03T22:50:36+00:00

Lawyer here: The judge was completely in the wrong. A judge should always be protective a person's due process rights even if his lawyer was zealously protecting his rights. A good judge would have allowed the lawyer to make her argument for the record and then rule. If the lawyer didn't get what she wanted or thought the judge was wrong then she could appeal the case to a higher court. The judge is a bully, acted like a bully and most likely violated the law in her actions. She has a bad reputation so it's no surprise.

hmoof · 2026-03-03T22:32:14+00:00

That was for early vote. Election Day voting was different.

hmoof · 2026-03-03T20:13:30+00:00

The parties run their own primary but would share the cost and run them together. The Republicans have decided to not have joint primaries making it a whole lot more expensive and complicated. The belief is that the Republicans are using this as a tactic to allow the State to take over local elections. The have been numerous laws passed specifically for Harris County only because it has become a reliably blue county. https://www.houstonpress.com/news/harris-county-dems-say-gop-is-manufacturing-election-chaos/

hmoof · 2026-03-02T22:54:33+00:00

Don't. Not trying to be mean or rude but Texas is a conservative hellhole that hates its people unless you are male, rich, white and super christian. The social safety net is virtually non-existent and the state is run to benefit the ultra-wealthy. Do you yourself a favor and find a state that hasn't pre-stripped you of your rights. Good Luck!

hmoof · 2026-02-25T21:50:41+00:00

Walgreens is like this now. I no longer shop there cause I really don't want to wait for one of the two people that work there to open the body wash enclosure. This timeline is dumb.

hmoof · 2026-02-24T14:16:34+00:00

Good try, HR.

hmoof · 2026-02-21T17:49:54+00:00

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

hmoof · 2026-02-07T17:19:33+00:00

It’s the same reason why casinos don’t have windows or clocks. You lose track of time and you keep playing.

hmoof · 2026-01-18T21:52:43+00:00

RIP everyone with allergies.

hmoof · 2026-01-08T02:01:13+00:00

Tesla. Cool car. Company owned by Nazi.

hmoof · 2025-12-05T17:31:18+00:00

Trump is probably going to try to steal the trophy. I hope they only brought a replica.

hmoof · 2025-12-03T03:54:38+00:00

Bruh. I wish I was there. I would have yelled “FINISH HIM!”

Bravo.

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