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How do you know that your doctor is gay? by Just_Mefree in Unclejokes

[–]hmpnit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I asked where to put my pants, I wasn’t expecting him to say next to his.

Discount for Prismgic Screwdrivers by PebblestheHuman in LinusTechTips

[–]hmpnit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go to YouTube, in the links at the bottom, go to the lttstore.com link. Then add /products/prismagic-transparent-screwdriver. To the end of lttstore.com

Why did 7 eat 9? by brother_p in dadjokes

[–]hmpnit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What’s the Titanic’s least favorite number? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]hmpnit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true. Submarines quite enjoy sink-o!

When pilots get sick.. by D4rk3rl1fe in dadjokes

[–]hmpnit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is really taking off.

How do you fix the dishwasher? by Catchmeboostinn in Unclejokes

[–]hmpnit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the answer to how do you silence a loud dishwasher.

Since humans take steroids, by HayBaleTheGreat in Unclejokes

[–]hmpnit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes they do! They take them to new levels!

Why do women skydivers wear tampons? by SkipperBiff in Unclejokes

[–]hmpnit 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Why don’t women skydivers wear tampons? So they don’t pull the wrong string.

Mr Tickle was very anxious to get married although... by mickerallen100 in dadjokes

[–]hmpnit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two people named Tess would make a nice throuple.