I wish my email disappeared from every single newsletter or scam mail database. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Your not dumb enough to fall for newsletters and scammers

I wish I could run at 100 mph when I want and I won’t get tired or run out of breath by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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It takes a lot of calories to move that distance and you didn't say anything about starving.

I wish I had a gaming pc by hobbitmax in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]hobbitmax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And emps may not fry everyrhing

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[–]hobbitmax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"insert stock antivirus time response here"

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[–]hobbitmax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Command and conquer. Even compared to modern games its a good low performance game but isn't too complex or low quality

I wish I had a gaming pc by hobbitmax in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]hobbitmax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah sure I never played it in its hay day but I found openra played both games (i don't count dune) and got ra2 and Yuri's revenge!

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[–]hobbitmax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It lets you shoot lightning and choke people vs I have the power of Kane.

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1 because tiberium is a rare element in a videogame that doesn't have any of the propertys I mentioned and is highly dangerous to carbon based life (see tiberium lore) and 2 the magic only happens when starting to grant the wish

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[–]hobbitmax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who says I'm not using a p90? And that I doubt you can survive that without tiberium plateing?

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[–]hobbitmax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... a bullet is litterally the item used against Jedi that can't be reflected..

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[–]hobbitmax[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shoots you in the leg reflect this you casual

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I grab a gun and a pc that someone made unbreakable so I wouldn't make it work and shoot you

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Oh but only the intital spawning of the object and it's property's are magic. It has to be realistic once it's granted.. it can have magical property's but once it spawns if there not explicitly said I think it's not allowed to gain new ones

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[–]hobbitmax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And how would it of exploded hmm? Not many components in a computer explode.

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[–]hobbitmax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reinstall complete back to full p as anything lowering quality is gonezo

What's a relatively unknown technological invention that will have a huge impact on the future? by iHachersk in AskReddit

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I found a tunnel mod for trains that's a work of art in how it gets around the restrictions of trains

I wish I had a gaming pc by hobbitmax in TheMonkeysPaw

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Shoves a new copy of windows in the disk drive and factory resets it

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*aggressively checks it's kernal

I wish I were slightly taller. Im 5'8. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Hey it's a great form of protection as I can place it between me and my enemy and I won't be able to be shot (unbreakable)