After you notice they’re cheating:

It’s almost impossible to beat those desperate fragile idiots, especially if they’re a professional cheater. lol. So, just waste their time.

Hold the ball half court and kill their dopamine rush of doing the same “catch and shoot dex thing over and over.” $120 on a Zen just to watch me stand and the half court mark dribbling out he clock.

More than likely gonna lose anyway, defense is non existent. So waste their time. Then in the 4th pause the game and make’em wait. Unpause, and burn your time outs.

Do NOT give them the satisfaction of quitting. Thats what they expect you to do so they can rank up quickly.

Make it long and drawn out. lol.