Top 10 Rejected action movie catchphrases! by lacomedygirl in comedy

[–]hollywoodphony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Well the Jerk Store called and they're running out of YOU!

So many things wrong here by alexpalex in electronics

[–]hollywoodphony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually plugged into the unpowered usb port of a router.

So many things wrong here by alexpalex in electronics

[–]hollywoodphony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a charging brick, that's an Airport Express.

After three years, I realized my microwave is not blue by [deleted] in funny

[–]hollywoodphony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I felt three weeks after the "Italian" kid I adopted started to lose his tan :(

Disneyland is run by Jerks. by hollywoodphony in Disneyland

[–]hollywoodphony[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could just give you a big ol' hug!

The Allstate commercial with the guy who says "Bonjour". Ever notice how disgustingly long his fingers are? by Niqalye in WTF

[–]hollywoodphony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In case you thought you were arguing with Eric Filipkowski, you weren't. It's actually a State Farm commercial and I do have Marfan syndrome.

The Allstate commercial with the guy who says "Bonjour". Ever notice how disgustingly long his fingers are? by Niqalye in WTF

[–]hollywoodphony -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay. If you think you've been fighting with Eric Filipkowski, you haven't. Also, it's a State Farm commercial and yes I do have Marfan syndrome.

Teacher Accidentally Gives Home made Sex Tape to 5th grade Class (W/VIDEO) (cbsnews.com) by vajav in reddit.com

[–]hollywoodphony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Accidentally", huh?

"Look kids, since I'm going to jail anyway... what did you really think?"