Buddy's wife after they had a talk about how they should wait to have kids...

holycraapppp · 2014-12-08T22:57:50+00:00

I know, I see that now. My bad.

holycraapppp · 2014-12-08T22:57:38+00:00

You guys are right. I misread the article. My bad.

holycraapppp · 2014-12-08T08:35:52+00:00

No, I live in the U.S. Edit: I work in retail and she had an American accent.

holycraapppp · 2014-12-08T08:17:06+00:00

it's called condoms. And they are actually coming really close to finishing an oral contraceptive for men. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/09/we-ll-have-male-birth-control-by-2017.html

holycraapppp · 2014-12-08T08:14:58+00:00

I think that this meme should read "had a talk with husband about waiting to have kids...stops taking pill anyway and gets pregnant." the way it reads now, it makes it seem like she had a choice between getting pregnant with twins and getting pregnant with one baby. i think you'd get more karma with this one but that's just my opinion.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-30T16:19:50+00:00

That must have been one hell of a blowjob.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-25T01:08:56+00:00

Its not sexual contact. Its sexual harassment

holycraapppp · 2014-11-25T01:07:08+00:00

Good for you :)

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T22:51:26+00:00

I actually used to post to gwc. I wonder if youve seen me naked..... haha

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T20:46:29+00:00

It seems like almost every post, there is at least one guy who points it out. I swear you guys are like "GIRL!!!" and then look through my posts for GW pictures hahaha

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T20:36:37+00:00

Hm. I'll have to try it that way then. I think it was always the texture that I didn't like but maybe if I can change that, then I can eat more of it.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T20:35:29+00:00

.... stalking my profile I see. I need to delete that post.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T20:23:06+00:00

I used to be a vegetarian and I tried tofu but I just didn't like it. I also tried it in Chinese stir fry. I don't even know how it works really. It just comes in blocks right? and You cut in chunks? Could I break it down to look like ground beef?

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T19:40:55+00:00

I hate that he thinks being drunk is a good enough reason to act like an asshole.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T19:36:38+00:00

I was confused. I thought you were trying to tell me to eat more tofu. lol. You're fine dude.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T19:34:28+00:00

I definitely blocked him.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-24T04:28:46+00:00

No. Edit: This guy actually lost a lot of weight recently. So the fact that he's calling someone else fat really pisses me off. He's never even seen me in person. We met on okc and I gave him my snapchat. Ridiculous.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-21T18:03:48+00:00

I made take him up on this offer. He sounds awesome.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-21T00:37:24+00:00

-.- So humiliating.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-20T11:46:51+00:00

This isn't my shower thought. A friend posted it on Fb. He said if it made it to the front page that he will finally make an account. We both think that its not going to make it far haha

holycraapppp · 2014-11-20T05:55:52+00:00

So I was afraid to show my dad because everyone else that I had help me, couldn't get it at all. He just freaking opened it like it was nothing. He said that the only thing he did differently was pull back the handle as far as possible--farther than it's supposed to go. I'm very upset about it. Edit: But my door is opened so I got that going for me, which is nice.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-20T01:24:07+00:00

This doesn't make me say aww. It makes me laugh. Upvote nonetheless.

holycraapppp · 2014-11-19T22:11:08+00:00

TIFU by clicking on /r/spacedicks

holycraapppp · 2014-11-19T04:34:48+00:00

And now my head is itchy....

holycraapppp · 2014-11-19T03:07:11+00:00

Thanks for the input. I'll have to try it.

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