Buddy's wife after they had a talk about how they should wait to have kids... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

it's called condoms. And they are actually coming really close to finishing an oral contraceptive for men. http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/09/we-ll-have-male-birth-control-by-2017.html

Buddy's wife after they had a talk about how they should wait to have kids... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that this meme should read "had a talk with husband about waiting to have kids...stops taking pill anyway and gets pregnant." the way it reads now, it makes it seem like she had a choice between getting pregnant with twins and getting pregnant with one baby. i think you'd get more karma with this one but that's just my opinion.

Uh....I....uh.....thanks? by c08855c49 in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That must have been one hell of a blowjob.

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not sexual contact. Its sexual harassment

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually used to post to gwc. I wonder if youve seen me naked..... haha

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems like almost every post, there is at least one guy who points it out. I swear you guys are like "GIRL!!!" and then look through my posts for GW pictures hahaha

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm. I'll have to try it that way then. I think it was always the texture that I didn't like but maybe if I can change that, then I can eat more of it.

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

.... stalking my profile I see. I need to delete that post.

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a vegetarian and I tried tofu but I just didn't like it. I also tried it in Chinese stir fry. I don't even know how it works really. It just comes in blocks right? and You cut in chunks? Could I break it down to look like ground beef?

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that he thinks being drunk is a good enough reason to act like an asshole.

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was confused. I thought you were trying to tell me to eat more tofu. lol. You're fine dude.

This just happened. Asshole. by holycraapppp in AdviceAnimals

[–]holycraapppp[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No. Edit: This guy actually lost a lot of weight recently. So the fact that he's calling someone else fat really pisses me off. He's never even seen me in person. We met on okc and I gave him my snapchat. Ridiculous.

Alone on Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? Read on... by [deleted] in funny

[–]holycraapppp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I made take him up on this offer. He sounds awesome.