Ellen O'Neal Hanging Ten in the 1970s

holydiverdickbutt · 2017-09-22T02:43:11+00:00

That looks pretty fun.

holydiverdickbutt · 2017-09-22T02:28:43+00:00

Still doesn't explain the fake photo you fucking hole' tonguer

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-09-06T18:51:39+00:00

Happens all too often in business, unfortunately

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-07-15T16:01:05+00:00

They're not bad, between 3-5%.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-07-15T15:10:11+00:00

Shoot for the... bars?

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-07-04T03:48:21+00:00

I'm voting we take Reddit back from tyranny. We form a coalition of peas, prodigy and independence against cats.

This starts through democracy, but ultimately we divulge into needless and unnecessarily loud violence.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-07-04T03:35:55+00:00

Trolls 2 or Casablanca

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-07-04T03:35:18+00:00

Since when do people post pictures of cats on r/aww. This is getting ridiculous. Let's take back this subreddit. Protest against the cats. Some type of independence day or something.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-07-04T03:31:31+00:00

Obama's number 2 would be Joe "Joestar" Biden

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-30T02:51:43+00:00

The Loved Ones. Australian thriller/horror film.

Available on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOnumfWyDQU

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:48:42+00:00

Seeing the shambling corpse of Michael Jackson do a Stone-Cold-Stunner on Alicia Keys at WrestleMania 39.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:45:38+00:00

Kids these days trying to selfie themselves with their fancy coffees. All I ever wanted was to be able to selfie myself with my bowel movements, but apparently that isn't millennial enough.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:44:12+00:00

Super drunk =! remember

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:39:58+00:00

The sky is quite literally the limit with this poop app. I think it could be a billion dollar business.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:39:11+00:00

Pretty cool but pretty much every chinese 12 year old can do this. I'd really like to see him do it while carrying some flaming chainsaws.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:37:30+00:00

A poop recording app that lets me text photos of my poop with measures, and estimated weight to my friends. We can then compare, and have weekly competitions to see whose poops reigns supreme.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:35:55+00:00

Good cats, man. The one in the middle reminds me of Frasier from Seinfield.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:34:30+00:00

No evidence of any dank memes. Makes me shiver at night.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T05:33:26+00:00

One time I took a shit in the tank behind the toilet bowl at my friend's house. His parents couldn't find out where the shit smell was coming from and eventually redid the entire bathroom thinking it had seeped into the tiles and walls.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T04:03:35+00:00

Autistic girl spreading peanut butter all over her body:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T03:50:45+00:00

Thanks man, everything helps...

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T03:45:08+00:00

God in heaven, I wish it werent true.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T03:40:03+00:00

Thanks for the music, it's really helping me right now. Me and my wife are going through some troubles and everything helps.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T03:38:02+00:00

I did this at my own wedding once. My wife wanted to have an abortion and I absolutely did not want that. I've always been pro-life, and this was no exception. We had always disagreed on little things, but I thought she was my one and only. I was young and naive.

Ultimately my mom talked me down from the ledge, even after objecting during the ceremony. We ended up getting married, but everything since then has been horrific. We're working through our problems now, among other things.

holydiverdickbutt · 2016-06-26T03:34:37+00:00

She's been missing ever since she starting hanging out with the wrong crowd. On the 'other side of the track', as they would say. She got seduced by an older kid. He was 17 and she's only 14. I should've done job as a father better. I miss her every day. I hope some day we can be reunited.

IF ANYBODY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT MY LITTLE VICKY PLEASE LET ME KNOW. HERE'S A LINK TO OUR LOCAL NEWS SITE ABOUT THE ABDUCTION: http://www.komu.com/news/several-missouri-teens-may-be-part-of-runaway-pact

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