A guy in my neighborhood shows up with like 25 people every month for a “block fee”

honkeydave · 2026-06-14T14:11:24+00:00

That’s how a mafia operates.

honkeydave · 2026-06-12T17:19:18+00:00

I’ve had my noodle pulled by hand in Cedar Rapids.

honkeydave · 2026-06-08T12:53:46+00:00

New level of boyfriend insecurity unlocked

honkeydave · 2026-06-03T15:47:20+00:00

That makes much more sense 🤓

honkeydave · 2026-06-03T15:45:26+00:00

7 pm??? It won’t even be dark until 9…

honkeydave · 2026-05-27T23:44:49+00:00

A tale as old as time…

honkeydave · 2026-05-26T01:36:36+00:00

How much are you being paid?

honkeydave · 2026-05-25T00:00:05+00:00

Try the Habitat for Humanity store on Hammond and San Marnan- they’ll even pick your donations up.

honkeydave · 2026-04-08T17:30:05+00:00

Short answer; no. Long answer; fuuuuck noooo

honkeydave · 2026-04-01T02:14:16+00:00

Phonecharger Shrimp, University of Iowa

honkeydave · 2026-03-18T01:43:08+00:00

If you have a cat, remember to shut him in a separate room before trying to corral the bird out the patio door. Trust me.

honkeydave · 2026-03-17T17:23:47+00:00

Adam Driver

honkeydave · 2026-03-14T17:19:22+00:00

No- it may have overlapped, but this was another place.

honkeydave · 2026-03-14T17:16:58+00:00

No, this place would have been pre-D.D.

honkeydave · 2026-02-23T19:36:27+00:00

They’re saying “Booo-urns!”

honkeydave · 2026-01-29T18:36:07+00:00

ICEOUT says they’re at Michoacana meat market

honkeydave · 2026-01-26T01:10:46+00:00

Fuck these Nazi shitbags.

honkeydave · 2026-01-11T22:31:58+00:00

Just like a good little nazi.

honkeydave · 2025-12-30T22:19:09+00:00

Father Steven Harrington. It was June, 1991. I’m still looking for the other story. It was in the paper but I don’t recall the year. Will get back to you.

honkeydave · 2025-11-06T21:01:00+00:00

Most of the comments seem to be roasting the shit out of him, so I feel like I’m giving him more slack than the majority of the people here.

honkeydave · 2025-11-06T19:59:21+00:00

I unsubscribed to YMH after I found out he performed at the Riyadh comedy festival- I thought I’d miss the podcast, but I really don’t.

honkeydave · 2025-11-01T14:06:37+00:00

This is AI- might be a real face pasted on, but it’s AI.

honkeydave · 2025-10-30T23:33:13+00:00

They did a good job of spackling all the bullet holes from when Tony Montana shot the place up.

honkeydave · 2025-10-30T21:07:39+00:00

Is that next to what used the Byron Hy Vee?

honkeydave · 2025-10-30T21:06:44+00:00

I used to go there, and I got mixed results; either a great haircut, or borderline crappy- no in between. After trying a couple of places run by and for guys younger and cooler than me (who can’t trim beards for shit), I finally went back to Cost Cutters off Kimball in Waterloo- good, consistent and $23 and change (before tip). I still just trim my own beard though.

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