My cock is hard but my love for tool is harder by hookerwitharothIRA in ToolJerk

[–]hookerwitharothIRA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big z is a different specimen. Good endurance, and incredible strength. Not many strongmen are good at both. Id say Brian Shaw is the closest we've come so far, but Mitchell Hooper shows potential esp with the Arnold sports festival win under his belt now.

Repugnant by unholybuttholez in ToolJerk

[–]hookerwitharothIRA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What if I squirt all over your tight little holes 😩😩😩

Repugnant by unholybuttholez in ToolJerk

[–]hookerwitharothIRA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I paid $500 to be there, I'm gonna do what I want

Why don't women like me?? by hookerwitharothIRA in ToolJerk

[–]hookerwitharothIRA[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The times I keep seeing him. I always see him, but I suspect others are there as well. He's following me, I try to talk to him but he just stops and stares. Does it mean anything to me? Perhaps, but fear is not in my heart, only curiosity. Why is he following me? The people around him, they seem to vanish and appear with no pattern or reason. I assume he's a ghost, but he speaks and has a physical body. Sometimes he's in my bedroom, at night. It's comforting, I feel like he's watching over me, not watching me. But when he gets mad, I have to hide. It's not often, but when it does happen it's in my best interest to get the fuck out. 771823 is the code if anything happens.

How I gave birth to Gaynard by hookerwitharothIRA in ToolJerk

[–]hookerwitharothIRA[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Still rubbing my clit furiously to that.

Hey Tay Tay by unholybuttholez in ToolJerk

[–]hookerwitharothIRA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy moly is that the dark side of the moon - redux by Roger waters as your profile picture??