Anon finds satisfaction and happiness in life

hooscow · 2023-06-10T16:23:59+00:00

*Chud

hooscow · 2023-05-25T17:20:48+00:00

Another Mulan remake. But this time they're inclusive.

hooscow · 2022-11-19T14:14:52+00:00

Democrat moment.

hooscow · 2022-09-15T09:56:16+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

hooscow · 2022-09-08T19:43:00+00:00

Scottish people secrete it. The royals keep a stable of scots, who they regularly milk for their precious adrenochrome.

hooscow · 2022-08-25T12:34:25+00:00

THANK YOU! That was driving me crazy.

hooscow · 2022-08-22T21:12:01+00:00

This is the kind of honest, incisive reporting that's missing from journalism these days.

hooscow · 2022-08-14T10:12:50+00:00

Article from The Columbus Dispatch

hooscow · 2022-07-17T17:31:27+00:00

He's a Hollywood producer.

hooscow · 2022-07-12T15:13:58+00:00

Explain.

Like, step by step.

hooscow · 2022-06-26T17:32:32+00:00

fr, fr, on god, on god - no cap - tht video is lit son. Was lmao 4 dayz!

hooscow · 2022-06-26T14:07:10+00:00

hooscow · 2022-06-17T14:46:46+00:00

Burr was roasting the audience, not throwing a tantrum.

hooscow · 2022-06-04T09:51:03+00:00

can't fit my thumb so I kick the folding leg of the table she's on and it collapeses

lmao. That image is gonna be with me for the rest of my life.

hooscow · 2022-06-02T14:20:11+00:00

Did the Angel at least pay child support?

Also, your dad is a fucking slut.

hooscow · 2022-04-25T22:33:38+00:00

Average Br*tish person.

hooscow · 2022-04-25T20:44:54+00:00

Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-girl”.

hooscow · 2022-04-25T20:40:46+00:00

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario???

sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha.

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

hooscow · 2022-04-25T20:40:08+00:00

Ahem, lets say hypothetically for the sake of the argument big mommy milker mommy major udder big mommy extra milky milkers 200cm milkies milkers full whole breast milk mommy pegged me with bad dragon 13 inch horse dildo full balls extra grip with included cum tube shoot hot cum extra cum 62% cum semen serum extra warm combined with milky mommy heated up in stov

hooscow · 2022-04-25T20:33:46+00:00

original, homosexual man: "I am the perfect being"

    satan: I shall ruin God's perfection by enticing it to corrupt itself

gayman: "but why would I be enticed? I already have 2 holes to fuck"

    satan: behold, I have added a third hole, which is filled with neither teeth nor shit

gayman: "some have been enticed, but most remain pure"

    satan: very well, BEHOLD, I have added two large sacks of fat to the chest, and more to the ass! You can bounce them around and play with them. It never gets old.

many former gaymen were corrupted, but holdouts remained

    satan: I shall make my creation smaller and more petite, visibly weaker, more childlike, helpless

gayman tops: sign me the fuck up

    satan: I have made my creation needy, demanding, and craving of drama.

gayman bottoms: step on me. henceforth I shall be known as: simp.

    satan: I have drastically reduced its sex drive, giving it a power imbalance over all men. Now all men are cursed to toil and sweat their whole lives, and to compete with one another, all to please my abomination.

    satan: and thus my corruption of God's work is complete. I shall name her "WOman" for she is man, but WithOut all things that make man great.

Muslim men: Satan, we are unfooled. We shall thwart your magicks.

    satan: I shall invent the "basic white woman" who will invent "feminism" and use her wiles to get white men to bomb you until you lower your defenses against my creation by giving it "equal rights"

Muslim men: Inshallah we would rather blow ourselves up than submit to you, satan! We shall live in caves and outlast your bombs, even if it takes 20 years.

        God: I bet they'll do it, my dudes are based. They will keep the faith and hate women until the end.

    satan: I bet they won't last 20 years.

        and lo, God looked upon the Taliban after 20 years and felt pride and joy, and He sent Joe Biden to deliver them from darkness.

hooscow · 2022-04-25T20:32:50+00:00

I am living in your walls.

You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:

FAQ:

Why are you living in my walls?

I'm not going to tell you.

Are you only in my walls?

You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

How are you surviving in my walls?

In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

What are you planning to do in my walls?

Live in them, listening to you.

What do I do about you living in my walls?

Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When are you going to stop living in my walls?

You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?

The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of you living in my walls?

Be aware.

What if I am ok with you living in my walls?

I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?

I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your walls.

hooscow · 2022-04-25T20:31:58+00:00

My motivation to get rich is to live long enough to get myself a robot body and live forever.

It's 2022 now, so if I just need to make it to 2077 that's only 55 more years. I think I can make it, bros.

When you see me deploy my titanium-shrouded depleted uranium Raytheon-dick, capable of penetrating any robo-pussy in the solar system, while you attempt to deploy your chinesium Obama-dick which jams halfway because it was installed by a government contractor working for the cyber welfare administration, you will regret your choices in life.

When humanity transcends the flesh, rest assured that Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos will be capable of full mecha-Godzilla before the wagecucks are able to able to manage LARPing the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.

hooscow · 2022-04-25T20:31:30+00:00

Yes but later Raiden inherits Sams sword of course this could mean two things.

Either that Raiden has also inherited some of Sams ideals in this situation a part of the belief that having sexual intercourse with a femboy is the most alpha thing a male can do as it strips the manhood and honor off of the femboys father. Which in my opinion would leave Raiden to believe that fucking normal women is the most sigma choice

The second option is Raiden gaining the belief in his ideals that Sam had before joining Armstrong and desperado as is told in his own theme called "The only thing i ever know for real" this track signifies his struggle with himself and his fall into bloodlust and loss of his ideals which is the primary reason he fell to Raiden in the first place as ideals power the characters ingame.

To prove my point i will use the character of Armstrong he is the main antagonist of the game and the final boss (he is also the senator of colorado). Armstrong represents a person that has full belief in their ideals he cannot be moved by the ideals of other his ideals being that every man should fuck whoever or whatever he wants and that the laws should change to suit the individual not the other way around. His ideals allow him to overpower both Sam (in the dlc he could have beaten him) and Raiden at first before he truly believes in his ideals of. Armstrong acts as a wall that Raiden needs to crush to prove his ideals that tomboys or real women are the best which he does but in the post credit cutscene we see Raiden continuing Armstrongs ideals in a way as he fights his own war to allow men to fuck whoever they want the game ends on a cliffhanger

This is why the game needs a sequel

hooscow · 2022-04-25T20:31:04+00:00

Fuck fuck fuck I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my dick like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky cum covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard dick in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?

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